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-after Damian turned 16, at the family dinner-
Bruce: so... Damian, do you remember the Oreov girl you met at the gala last week?
Damian: *looks up* yes
Bruce: what do you think of her...?
Dick: *tries not to laugh*
Tim: *fails not to laugh*
Steph: *doesn't even try not to laugh*
Damian: she was... acceptable, if a bit annoying, why do you ask?
Tim: He's trying to set you up!
Batkids -Damian: *laughs*
Damian: *stares blankly*
Bruce: og course, you don't hav-
Damian: father, are you unaware that I'm in a committed relationship?
Duke, Tim and Dick: *choke on their food*
Steph: *choke on her drink*
Cass: *smiles*
Batkids: WHAT?!
Bruce: ... I-....
Jason: *laughs so hard he almost falls from his chair* oh Jesus Christ! The world's best detectives at their finest!
Dick: you knew? And you didn't tell me?!
Jason: where the fuck do you think he went almost every fucking friday?
Bruce: *turns to Damian* I- I though you were having sleepover with Jon
Damian: I was.
Dick: but you just-
Batfam: *stops all their movememnt as they realize*
Jason: *actually falls from his chair laughing*
Buce: JONATHAN SAMUEL KENT!
-over at the Kent farm, also having family dinner-
Jon, who heard Bruce shout his name: I feel like I'm going to get murdered by a bat in my sleep
Clark, who was also listening in: right after you explain why I had to find out you're dating Damian throught their family dinner
Jon: hehe... fuck
They were put in charge of babysitting
Guys, I think he needs some help
Just a normal man, taking a normal family photo, with his normal family
Super Sibling Roughhousing
A potato flew around my room before you came…
All you can eat buffet (that food bill gonna be crazy)
Did somebody order a wake up call?
Would love to see this be canon for MAWS
I can totally see that.
OH OH AND TALK TOO MUCH BY COIN AND KEEP ME CRAZY BY SHEPPARD FOR JONDAMI :D
ANSOAOKDKS
THE VIBES?
IMMACULATE
PLEASE THESE ARE SO GOOD
(Additionally: Jon singing Talk Too Much to Damian and flustering him)
saw this picture of a puppy and thought of a certain baby kryptonian and his dad
SUPERMAN DAY IS APRIL 18, 2025 (04/18/2025)!!!!!! DCUO is doing a Superman Event! WHOOOO! (enjoy the pics and spoken word (well typed word)
um... read the title, basically lol.
here's something i just realized: you know how Jesus came from heaven from God the Father? that's kinda what Superman and Wonder Woman's origins are.
Superman: man from the heavens and stars coming to earth, embodying love, hope, and compassion BY HIS PARENTS (NOT LOIS LANE), teaching us to be the best versions of ourselves with or without powers. showing how to love and care for our fellow man and woman, treating others with respect and helping bad people reform (hurt people hurt people).
Taken from Adventures of Superman #41 by Max Landis
Wonder Woman: blessed with the powers of the Greek gods and goddesses, embodying love, hope, peace, and compassion, believing in second chances, advocating for women's rights, showing how to love and care for our fellow man and woman reform (NOT TAUGHT BY STEVE TREVOR), always willing to offer a hand in peace before using violence AS A LAST RESORT.
Taken from Wonder Woman Volume 3 #25 by Gail Simone
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a little thing for the gamers out there: DC Universe Online is doing a Superman event!!! you can get the Superman emblem doing the various missions and such! (see below) I'm SUPER excited! (i know, that joke was "SUPERb!" two in a row! WHOO! i'm SUPER good at this!, don't ya think?)
now i recommend not playing the game if you have not started already. it's a good game, but there's lots of demonic $hit in there. you may not see them, but they are real. felt some, heard some, know people who've seen them. they can show up in places you don't think they could. be VERY F*CKING CAREFUL. the devil (that POS) got me into p0rn, made me su!cidal, and got my cousin killed two years ago in a hit and run.
that being said, HAPPY SUPERMAN DAY! WHOO!
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