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Tuesday night at Wayne manor...
Damian, laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling:
Jon, sitting on the floor beside the bed, staring at the wall:
Dick, barging in: Why do I smell marijuana in my 17-year-old's room!?
Jon, High af: You say that like he's your kid.
Damian, Also very high: Technically I am his kid. He adopted me when father died, then he came back to life and we all started dating for some reason.
Jon: I forgot about the gay incest family you are.
Damian, offended: Hey, don't act like you haven't kissed your brother before!
Jon: I haven't!
Damian, having proof: Yes you have, I've seen you!
Jon: No you haven't!
Damian: You've had sex with him before!
Jon, embarrassed and in denial: No I haven't!
Damian: Yes you have, he's sent me pictures while it happened!
Jon: No he didn't!
Damian: You didn't deny the sex part.
Jon: We didn't have sex!
Thank you for reading something I dreamt of.