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Gng i complained to my dad that i wish i was over 18 so that i could just drink a beer whenever and he showed me the beer he was holding and pointed to the text where it said “0.0 alcohol” and was like “do you wang a taste? It tastes like shit just so h know”
wtf do i have to put in my bio for freaks to stay away like i swear i could say i hit zoophiles with my car and theyd still follow me