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Nagito: You’re “The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans”, What’s that even mean?
Kokichi: It means you’re the second worst thing to ever happen to them
Nagito: But what’s the first worst thing?
*Awkward Pause*
Togami: Nagito, they.. weren’t always orphans.
Nagito: …
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Nagito: You really believe in Kokichi?
Togami: Luckily, they believe in themself enough for the both of us.
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Kokichi: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Nagito: Well, that would suck because you can't microwave metal.
Togami: Good morning to everyone except these two people.
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Togami: So... what’s goin’ on?
Kokichi: You want the long version or the short version?
Togami, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Kokichi: Shit’s fucked.
Togami: Oh. Well, yeah, that’s definitely not an optimal situation.
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Kokichi: If you water water, it grows.
Togami: …What?
Nagito: He’s got a point
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Kokichi: Why does Togami always do the laundry so loudly?
Nagito: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Togami, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*
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Kokichi: What’s your name?
Nagito, whispering to Togami: Can I tell them my real name?
Togami: No!
Nagito: I’m… Togami.
Togami, whispering to himself: The ONE TIME they get my name right…
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Nagito: Why would anyone want to harm Togami?
Kokichi: Maybe because they met him?
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Kokichi: Nagito is mad at me, and I'm not sure why.
Togami: Okay, did you talk before they got upset?
Kokichi: ...yes?
Togami: That's probably it.
Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.
Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.
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Nagito: How petty can you get?
Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out
Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun
Nagito: surprise me
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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Sayaka: The final boss.
Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.
Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.
Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !
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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.
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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"
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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?
Togami: No.
Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!
Togami: Never speak to me in public again.