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[taps microphone twice, salesman voice]
DO YOU LIKE GENERATION LOSS? DO YOU LIKE THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES?
WELL BOY DO I HAVE A CROSSOVER FIC FOR YOU! (please it’s in the style of the transcript and everything) (it’s even got footnotes) (it took a month)
IT FEATURES:
Gerry Keay & Gertrude! Ranboo & Charlie! Sneeg! Oliver Banks! Spiders!
ITS GOT:
GenLoss crew as avatars! Biblically accurate formatting! Footnotes! Banter! Gore implied though auditory descriptions! Spiders! No content warnings! A 6k word count! Mall exploration!
THE SUMMARY? GLAD YOU ASKED:
[THE RECORDING APPEARS TO HAVE BEGUN MIDWAY THROUGH THE SENTENCE, SLIGHTLY MUFFLED]
GERARD
-u’re sure this is worth it?
GERTRUDE
Aldelard Dekker certainly seems to think so.
GERARD
[muttered] I think you’re finally losing the battle against old age.
GERTRUDE
You want to stop the birth of The Extinction as much as I do, Gerard, and the location seems rather promising.
or: Life changing fieldtrip with Gertrude Robinson, next stop, an abandoned mall.
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Thank you for coming to my sales pitch