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House Vines
Gryfindor: What did you get in your happy meal?
Hufflepuff: Chapstick, what’d you get?
Gryfindor: A new SKATEBOARD!
Hufflepuff: Wha-
Gryfindor: *while skating away* LATER PUSSY!
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Slytherin: I should’ve left you on that street corner where you were standing.
Gryfindor: *intense pause*
Gryfindor: But ch’ya didnt!
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Slytherin: *holding a crayon*
Hufflepuff: SLYTHERIN! Is THat A WeED!?
Slytherin: No, this is a crayon-
Hufflepuff: IM CalLiNg ThE POliCe!! *dials 911 in a microwave*
Slytherin: *rolls eyes*
911: 911 what’s your emergency?
X files theme
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*eerie violin music playing*
Slytherin: Hello Gryffindor.
Gryffindor: Hi Slytherin.
Slytherin: *looks down*
Slytherin: Those shoes look familiar. *smiles coldly*
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Ravenclaw: *staring at Gryffindor*
Gryffindor: *looks at Ravenclaw*
Ravenclaw:
Gryffindor:
Gryffindor: THE HELL YOU STARING AT!?
Ravenclaw: The spider.
Gryffindor: The spider?-*Notices spider a their head* OH GOD!
Ravenclaw: Damn.
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Gryffindors mother: Well Professor Mcgonagall, my daughter would not do something such a thing therefore after.
Gryffindor mother: *whispering harshly to Gryffindor* Gryffindor did you fucking do that thing therefore after?