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Eddie getting upset with vampire!Richie starving himself because he hates blood, so he tries giving him blood sausage and other foods made with animal blood, where maybe it would just taste like food. (and if that doesn't work, he's trying to work up his courage to draw some of his own blood and figure out how to disguise it in a dish-- he's sure he can handle it, if he only takes about as much as he'd donate at a blood drive, and if he makes sure he's getting plenty of iron)
Omgg this is soo soft!!!!
I want to read this and write it too damn my list of things to write for reddie!!
I'm SO soft for that last imagine. Thinking about the something on your shirt trick and Richie really NOTICING something new in Eddie's laugh, and putting everything together in that moment, and it's so stupid and it's so THEM and suddenly he doesn't know how to act and HE'S laughing too loud, and he's so afraid he looks weird but everyone else just sees Richie and Eddie laughing together at something dumb like normal because he's always been like that with him, he just never KNEW
Anon so softttt ;; i love itt.
Richie's inner turmoil is like oh-Oh no! I love this person they're so beautiful and cute what is hapPENING keep it cool keep it cool damnit!
do u write?? cuz ur ideas are amazing and i’d kill to read fics like that
Hii! I try to write! I’m currently writing the next chapter for my ‘Smash or Pass’ (on AO3) but I hope if this all goes well I can write some of these ideas too!!
MMM! The hair thing! Like, he's never cared about that before, but Richie just looks so good?? And it's not like Richie is a bear, exactly, there are hairier guys out there, but the first time he sees a little chest hair peeking out of the top of a shirt, it's like... OH WOW, HE IS... SO VIRILE??, and his arms have a nice level of hair going on, and seeing Richie's shirt ride up and getting a peek at the hair leading down from his navel, where it is a little thicker? Of COURSE he's into it!
YESSS. IM ALSO SURPRISED that there's so many Bill Hader pictures showing off his arms WHAT IS THIS. Eddie would have a crisis
Richie's plan is to not nut for November while simultaneously making Eddie nut SO MUCH, he's bought books about tantric sex, he's super prepared (he thinks) to blow Eddie's mind. And like... at first, it WORKS. He's got the stamina when they're getting down to business and he's FOCUSED and he actually has the self control to make Eddie come and then just pull out and not finish himself off. But then day three Eddie bends over in front of him and he comes untouched in his pants.
HAHAHOMgG Anon!
Shifter Eddie... I can't help but see him as a cat. All little and he acts prickly and standoffish sometimes but he's really SUPER affectionate and clingy if you let him do it on his own terms, and YEAH, his ears are just ALWAYS swiveled towards Richie. He's pretending to ignore him as he hides his giggles in his hand. (and like a cat, even if it seems like he's ignoring you, he's VERY demanding when he wants that attention, and he's just selective about who he loves and trusts)
IF EDDIE IS A CAT, RICHIE WOULD DEF BE A DOG. CAN YALL IMAGINE?!?!
Eddie would be like "STOP SNIFFING ME YOU MUTT" BUT WOULD SECRETLY SMELL HIM BACK ALL THE TIME?!
Richie and Eddie blurting out more and more sexually charged things about how respectively tol/smol the other is while everyone just stares is giving me LIFE. Telling themselves they are just ragging on each other but Richie is saying 'I could just pick you up and throw you around, dude, you're so little, I could carry you', and Eddie's just 'I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY, I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU TRY TO PICK ME UP WITH YOUR BIG HANDS AND YOUR STRONG ARMS, YOU FREAK'
OMGGGGG I KIND OF WANT TO WRITE THIS BUT I CANT BE FUNNY.
RICHIE WOULD BE LIKE "LISTEN HERE, YOU LITTLE TWUNK" AND EDDIE IS LIKE "WTF IS A TWUNK YOU GODDAMM GORRILLA"
This speaks to meeee
Dude, your Reddie content is feeding me so well! I love the idea of awkward older Richie hitting on older sarcastic Eds. Like Richie gets all flustered when he sees this grumpy little Adonis, and Eddie just has to be snarky because he literally has no idea how to process a guy this cute and nervous and TALL just staring at him like THAT.
Omggg MY HEARTTTTTTT IT LIVESSSS
Also thank youuuuu!!!
The height difference is so good, and the way Richie's got the broad shoulders and Eddie is pretty slender on the whole, but I LOVE that Richie just mentally exaggerates the size difference between them, like it doesn't occur to him that ANYONE could be more smol than Eddie and he just needs a way to hide the fact that he needs to blurt out how small (read: cute) Eddie is at all times and he ABSOLUTELY gets off on this at least aesthetically if not in a sexy way. (1/2)
Richie: Well we gotta watch out for Eddie, he's like a little ant! He'll get squashed! Look at his tiny little body
Eddie: I'm not that small, asshole! We're not all fucking giant gangly bears like you! With your big fucking shoulders
Ben: this is a weird conversation...
The shifter AU thing... y e a h. IMAGINE Eddie being all like 'Richie, you're not funny at all' while his tail and ears are all twitchy and his pupils are BLOWN with affection. All the Losers exchanging knowing looks at the way Richie's tail starts wagging every time Eddie comes into the room, before he even LOOKS at him (Eddie is the only one who doesn't notice-- he's hardly ever seen Richie's tail NOT wag??)
Omgggg!! YESSS. And Eddie always pretends he's barely listening to Richie but his ears are clearly perked up in his direction!
The gang are just ಠ-ಠ
Re: Eddie realizing things because Richie calls him 'babe', this is one hundred percent accurate. When I was young and in love with my best friend, he once casually and platonically called me 'babe' on the phone to confirm movie watching plans and my soul ascended to another plane of existence. I said something incredibly stupid. (at this point, we've got a definite sibling vibe instead of anything romantic but at the time... I was a very reddiecore small-town queer)
omggg Anon, thanks for sharing <3 <3 <3 my hearttt!!! RE:
