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—Night before Danny’s last final at Gotham University—
Asshole neighbor 3 doors down: *starts playing music so loud it’s rattling people’s teeth at 11:00 PM*
Danny: Hmm.
Danny: Hey goooogle, does Gotham have cash bail?
Danny: Dammit.
Danny, reaching for the creep stick anyways: Hey goooogle, how much does it cost to bribe a Gotham cop?
Danny: *pauses to read*
Danny: That’s a really specific answer, but at least it’s affordable.