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Everyone look at how nice my family town is when it snows! ☃︎⋆꙳•❅*ִ
Tony : I'm so happy, I could kiss you!
Steve : Um...Neat.
*later*
Steve, lying face down on his bed : I said "Neat," Bucky. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.
Bucky, reading a book : Don't beat yourself up too much, Steve. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sam confessed his love for me?
Steve : Didn't you thank him ?
Bucky : *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked him.
... am I doing these right?
If not, it’s still fun anyways.
This is very important, always make sure to properly stimulate your bfs
Having a boyfriend is literally free
god im so hot (as in the temperature)
i wish i was pretty enough to kiss the horrors
Take it from someone who has eaten one (by accident).
They taste funny, tangy, and don’t cause any problems. You could eat one yourself (please wash mouth our or eat smth afterwards) and be completely fine! The only that will suck is the aftertaste