Let's Add A Little Dysphoria To My Gender

if wonder if trans rights will ever get far enough that ben shapiro will be forced to participate in neopronoun discourse

i am physically incapable of selling any of the snails in animal crossing

it’s the sexiest job

if we were minecraft youtubers, do you think people would write slutty fanfiction about us?

when your whole life falls apart

I’m sorry guys lizzie is actually short for lesbian

lizzie is short for lizard

fuck cottagecore, i wanna eat dirt

killer queen by queen has panic! at the disco energy

what does it mean when your ex-girlfriend comes up to you and whisperers that your shirts in the past few days have been verygay

regular twizzlers suck ass but the pull n’ peel twizzlers also suck ass but it’s my ass they’re sucking

*clocks gun* I'm going to commit tax fraud