Regular Twizzlers Suck Ass But The Pull N’ Peel Twizzlers Also Suck Ass But It’s My Ass They’re

me, asking raymond to come to my island only so i sell him for 100 nook miles tickets: listen i don’t like capitalism but i gotta work within the system

oh to be a little worm in the mud, unaware of homophobia and simply there to squirm

*squirms into your dms*

reblog if 2012 pop hits is the best genre of music

me, eating gummy bears: down the water slide you go, little buddy :)

I hate when people post more than once a day on literally any platform like “it’s good for the algorithm uwu” like no stfu I dont care this much about you

*returns fursuit to fursuit store as an act of reconciliation*

*buys fursuit for revenge purposes*

i put the BI in BISEXUAL because i’m TIRED and now going to LEAVE

transmeds be like “i’m on the side of science and logic” and then do absolutely no fucking research

why do some people say “Omg that’s so funny!!” instead of just laughing? who hurt you