If I Can Be Expected To Take On Yet Another Workload, The Trash Can Take Another Box

The crab war on buckets has begun

im trying to nap but i cant because i can overhear my mom being radicalized in the living room

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I was just reminded about Ken Penders and holy shit what the fuck is that man anymore, like mans legit over here thinking knukles is his or some shit.

haha I haven’t been breathing goodly today, allergies are tittyprick bitches, 1/10 do not recommend

So it took me a moment to process that it says "cone" and not "come". To which I still ask, who is neon and are they being taken?

so poisoned by online irony i expected this to say something rude and swear you know subverting our expectations of this well dressed gentleman but he’s so so so fucking right

Lungs fucking slap

Like bro, I fucking use these to live??? fucking whack, and I get to make lumps of coal out of them if I want to by smoking a ciggy? fuck yeah, you bet lil timmy’s getting coal for christmas if I ever say fuck it, time to die and smoke a ciggy.

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I are make the digit art yeehaw

Oh no, I’ve failed to gain an internet child’s respect what shall I do?

Sorry m8, but if you think I have the capacity to shit give about your respect for me, you have another thing befalling you B)

I feel nothing

hmmm