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“We should give Billy Batson a gun” He should be given a kiss on the forehead and a warm glass of milk- the gun could then be discussed at a later date.

After Cass got adopted, DC should’ve locked in and given us titles like “Daughter of the Dark Knight.” “The Night and The Shadow.” “One who is All and that guy who likes bats.” “Heir to Gotham.”

Or something. I don’t know.

Orphan breaks my heart because she has no swag. Like okay the big pants and the hood are fun and maybe they would work if she was like a solo hero in an action film but as an ensemble cast member she looks like Background Assassin #3. Even Tim’s “the Drake” persona looked like less of red shirt. She doesn’t even have a logo. Like Black Bat was stupid but it also served campy superhero vibes. And obviously nothing can beat Batgirl. Batgirl was so perfect because it was so clearly a derivative of Batman’s costume that showed her allegiance to him and marked her as a Gothamite even when working with other heroes but still had the unique full mask with the stitch mouth that made her easily recognizable and all together cuts a shadowy mysterious figure that is immediately visually interesting. Orphan gives me absolutely nothing. And the name sucks.

yeah,

ok

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

au where Billy Doesn't Lie but he makes freddy do it for him

5 for beef

1 or 3 for toast

Don’t like coffee

this is going around twitter and i thought it'd be a fun little thing to bond over

in the tags as usual

Yeah I know. ‘Jinx didn’t you already post this?’

I couldn’t stop looking at the original and thinking it wasn’t finished, so I finished it to appease myself

a very quick stephcass while its still valentines day bc i miss them

red string of fate but on the other end is a worm on a string

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

Very quick Steph doodle though y’all would appreciate

Shoutout to Cassandra Cain for having two sets of parents and getting differing forms of issues from every last one.

David Cain is… David. Worst guy ever. He loved Cass, but in the worst toxic girldad way known to man.

Shiva was absent for most of Cassandra’s life and views her more as a person of interest who shares her blood than her daughter.

Batman at first projected onto her as someone who was as dedicated as him to The Mission without considering her feelings. He gets better, but, man…

Barbara was by far the best parental figure, but she wasn’t perfect, unable to completely understand or connect with Cass.

We love complicated parental dynamics and Cass is out here playing gotta catch them all.

One day a man goes missing in Gotham. Nobody special, just another unlucky lowlife schmuck who owed money to the wrong people. The kind of guy with nobody in the world to miss him. Bruce and Babs are sharing notes when Cassandra wanders in. When she notices a picture of the guy's face her eyes harden in a way they're very unused to and she insists they put her on the case. She very pointedly asks for his name before pulling down her mask and leaping out the window.

They don't see her again for the next several days. She tears through the city's criminal underbelly with an unmatched ferocity. She's always driven but this concerns even Bruce. If experience has taught them anything though, it's that there's no talking to her when she's like this so they can do nothing but wait and hope.

Eventually she puts enough pressure on that somebody gives her a location. Not an hour later she's untying the man from a chair in a dank cellar in a dive bar on the outskirts of the city. He's not exactly on the right side of law so when he pulls the blindfold from over his eyes and sees a Bat standing right in front of him, especially this bat, he yelps and recoils in fear. Then she hugs him. She hugs him tight and holds on long enough that he forgets his fear and instead starts to feel distinctly awkward. Then just as quickly she vanishes, leaving him alone and too stunned for words.

He doesn't remember, but then, she never expected him to. It was years ago after all. A cold night, even for winter in Gotham when a petty crook decided the girl huddled on a street corner with no home to go back to looked like she needed that hot cup of cocoa more than he did. She remembered though.

duke thomas and cass cain being besties in the comics and also being doomed to be forgotten constantly by the fandom. they’re the real twins

I hope I'm not just a mutual to you, but someone you want to bring up in irl conversation so you have to awkwardly and cryptically say "my friend..." and refuse to elaborate on my origins or the origins of our friendships

Back with another list for you guys!!!

Weird things Captain Marvel has done

Carved his entire mission report into a slab of stone for Batman

Sat on the couch in the Watchtower rec room without moving or blinking for 2 hours straight before going home whistling

Tried to lick the sun cause he was curious what it would taste like

Carried a child (Freddy) on his shoulders for an entire mission

Wore a top hat for a day and when asked about it was very confused about why he was wearing a top hat

Fell asleep in space for 5 hours, just floating around (he only woke up when he bumped into the moon)

Sweat an actual, real bullet

Swallowed a bag of chips whole (like, he didn’t even open it up)

Accidentally turned his hair into cotton candy then absentmindedly ate it (bald Cap became a meme)

Didn’t have have his lower body for a week and didn’t say why (like, from the waist down it was just fucking gone)

She’s going through it

in honor of valentine’s day, the best couple ever

I think new adaptations of “Diana goes to Man’s World in modern times” should have a woman be her guide instead of someone like Steve Trevor. While Steve isn’t a bad person, obviously, I just think it speaks more to Wonder Woman’s core if you have one woman helping another in this strange world.

Plus, there’s a bit of implication about Man helping Woman who is confused about this new country.

I don’t know, does this make sense?

On that note: I think that we should have more scenes of Diana uplifting women instead of “Men is a jerk, Diana breaks his fingers” I like those scenes, but we don’t need to do that every single time?

Give me Diana telling an older woman that she’s beautiful. Okay? Okay, cool.

Thank you for coming to my Wonder Talk.

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

TIL The Double Empathy Problem theory suggests social difficulties experienced by autistic people when interacting with non-autistic people are due to reciprocal differences, not an inherent deficiency, most autistic people are able to display good social reciprocity with most other autistic people

via reddit.com

in my head, all of bruce's adult children reject bruce's money and live like simple bachelors. except for cass, who accepts bruce's money and lives like a simple bachelor and once bought a cup-o-noodles and walmart brand flip flops with her luxury black card.

Having depression and autism plus hyper fixations is crazy cause whaddya mean I was sobbing uncontrollably unable to leave my bed this morning but now I’m jumping around and squealing with joy cause I read a cool comic book???

on her way to spoil your crimes (don't commit any)

nightwing | red hood | batgirl | red robin | robin | signal

Being someone who lives in a completely different Timezone from the USA, it’s so fun to see my American mutuals become active at the most random times

Just a bunch of little guys, up from their naps and running around with their guns! Awww