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Please devour the processed human energy system byproducts and eat shit have the same meaning.
Big app companies like Instagram, Snapchat, WhatsApp :- Hey guys what are ur suggestions on updates of our current app????
People:- Uhhhhhh u could make ur current features more stable and smoother???
Companies:- Change our entire app???? Ok we'll do that.
Extreme Existential Crisis
Do I even own myself???
In the past I have some regrets. In the present also I have some regrets. In the future also I will have some regrets.
Because this is not an avenger movie.
Okay why can't iron man just cut off the hand off thanos with the infinity gauntlet by the laser in his suit????
Parents in 2018 (teaching their child): no don't click that video ,that is a clickbait my son.
Me: I am a cat person .
My cat : Sorry I am not a human cat. Take this shit out from the litter box so I can shit on ur couch.
A bug gets inside my ear
My mother (when I put a q tip inside my ear):- what are u doing???
Me:- I am debugging myself mom.
For those who don't understand the joke.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Crab talking to oyster (at their family dining table):- give me the food.
Crab:- no.
Crab:- Why?
Oyster:- because I am shellfish.
Crab:- me too bitch give me the fucking food.
Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????
Grammar Difficulty Level By Country
Pickup line that I may use one day on girls
I hope I am not wong about ur cuteness.
girls please provide ur opinion
I am going to start sayin that my life is a meme instead of my life is a joke.
Man if I had any money.
Please do not do this. It tastes horrible.
Listen people if u apply lemon on watermelon it tastes like sugarcane juice.
Listen people if u apply lemon on watermelon it tastes like sugarcane juice.
Have you ever seen a girl and said art?
Give up and then get back up and then again give up.
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
Good decision.
Since u liked the first one.
If doctor strange had not given up the green infinity stone he would have killed him and also tony stark and had still got the stone.
Therefore I think that doctor strange giving up the stone to save tony is justified.
Realise
Do u guys realise we are shifting our focus of memes from spongebob to despicable me????
Man.
If thanos has killed pepper pots in the current infinity war I think the next segment of avengers would be just of an hour where Tony stark single handedly kills thanos.
I know the motherfucker ain't quit that easy.
Wait
Do u think dogs sometimes wake up in the middle of night and start barking because they may have had bad dreams?????
If u were bald technically u could calculate the amount of hair on ur head.
Mark my words.
My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.
I ordered a salad on uber eats.
U know u could totally fool someone by replacing the graphite lead inside a pencil with a refill of a pen and make it appear like u r writing with a pencil when u r really writing with a pen. Or vice versa.
Do u ever realise that ur mobile speaker is less powerful than ur mouth???
Technically if a girl is a lesbian she can be a motherfucker.
Just sayin.