Technically If A Girl Is A Lesbian She Can Be A Motherfucker.
Technically if a girl is a lesbian she can be a motherfucker.
Just sayin.
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Hey I hear u are the hottest single, wanna top my list???
Who saw a pineapple and thought that it was an apple with pines?
Me after I get a job
Friend (flexing on me ):- I have a job at a world automotive leader jaguar with a pay u can't even imagine. My company is so big that I have to take cabs to exit. We build the biggest cars and are world leaders.
Me:- listen up fuckdick I have a job at a company which is so bigger than urs than u can even imagine, whenever people visit me they are happier than a new born potato and are daily willing to visit me.
Friend:- cool which company do u work for?
Me:- MacDonalds
Imagine if spiders had wheels instead of legs and they would use them to slide down buildings.
Whooooosshhhh there goes spidey John with his usual test drive.
petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?
When u add 'I don't know though' while giving advice
A cold water swimming pool and u have enough salt in it that u are floating and sitting on top of the water easily and read and u have the best lighting in the entire world with music and snacks.
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
Do u ever realise that ur mobile speaker is less powerful than ur mouth???
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good guy, straight, hey since u r here check out the rest of the stuff.
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