No Because Imagine Having To Sit Through Byron Scream Singing In Albanian

Count Dracula walked so that Peter Parker could run

Thinking about that time Charles Boyle referred to The Godfather as “the Diane Keaton movie”

“I forgive you” “don’t bother” and “I love you” “it’ll pass” forever ruined me.

I just started reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and, may I just say, fuck you Lord Henry.

I’d still know you/ Not being shown you/ I only need the working of my hands???????

Can we do Dracula Daily but like via mail?

new acquisition

The narrator in The Stranger be like “why does the prosecutor hate me so much?” my brother in Christ you murder a guy because of the sun.

Me: “I think I’ll start reading Childe Harold’s Pilgrimage! It seemed pretty good from the excerpts Ive read in English class”

Also me: *literally googling every other word in the first Canto*

casually mentioning hozier in my linguistics essay because i believe that his work should be studied. academically.