Nobody:
My brain at 3 am: ITS BEEN TEN YEARS
Halfway through Wuthering Heights. Heathcliff is getting on my nerves, Catherine is getting on my nerves, Nelly is getting on my nerves, EVERY character is getting on my nerves. WHAT IS HAPPENING?
Ron stupefying Peter Pettigrew with a Red Vine will never not be funny.
I just started reading The Picture of Dorian Gray and, may I just say, fuck you Lord Henry.
Jack be like “how’d you feel about killing a few folk? Don’t worry, no one real important and no one who’d be missed.” And it’s your father.
i think it’s safe to say that this one completely ruined me.
I never had a “Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio ” moment and honestly, that’s disappointing.