What’s Heavier?
What’s heavier?
Gryffindor: Got a question for you. What’s heavier? A kilogram of steel? Or a kilogram of feathers?
Time ticks
Gryffindor: That’s right. It’s a kilogram of steel. Because steel is heavier than feathers.
Gryffindor’s Show!
Gryffindor: What do you mean?
Slytherin: They’re both a kilogram.
Gryffindor: But steel is heavier than feathers...
Slytherin: Heh. I know, but they’re both a kilogram.
Gryffindor:...Wha?
Gryffindor’s Show!
A scale holding both a kilogram of feathers and steel stands before gryffindor. The scale is balanced.
Gryffindor: That doesn’t prove anything, because steel is heavier than feathers.
Hufflepuff: I know, but look. They’re both a kilogram. Right? So they’re the same.
Gryffindor: Ok, but look at the size of this. *points to the huge bag of feathers* That’s cheating!
Slytherin: *laughs* No, they’re the same weight!
Hufflepuff: *also laughing* it’s a kilogram!
Gryffindor: But steels heavier than feathers...
Gryffindor’s Show!
Ravenclaw examining the scale.
Ravenclaw: They’re both a kilogram.
Gryffindor: Oh no...oh, no, you, ah...no...
Hufflepuff: You alright?
Gryffindor: *sadly* I don’t get it.
Slytherin: Sorry...
Ravenclaw: Yeah...Don’t worry about it!
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Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw: light chuckles
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Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw: all whooping and cheering
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Gryffindor: Yes.
Ravenclaw: Are you lying to me?
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Hufflepuff: Hey, can everybody leave the kitchen while I get my fourth pudding cup?
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Gryffindor:
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*eerie violin music playing*
Slytherin: Hello Gryffindor.
Gryffindor: Hi Slytherin.
Slytherin: *looks down*
Slytherin: Those shoes look familiar. *smiles coldly*
House shenanigans
Gryffindor: *kicks the “G” off of the “Graveyard” sign* Yeah, Let’s get this party started!
Ravenclaw and Slytherin: Wow.
House shenanigans
Hufflepuff: Why are people so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I would just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Slytherin:
Gryffindor:
Ravenclaw:
Gryffindor: I’m gonna to tell them.
Literally everybody: DON’T YOU DARE!!
House shenanigans
Slytherin: pulls out a knife
Hufflepuff: oh no.
Slytherin: uses knife to open cardboard box
Hufflepuff: phew.
Slytherin: pulls out gun from cardboard box
Hufflepuff: oH nO.
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