Latest Posts by thatonyxperson - Page 5

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

What, the forest-dwelling entities with imperfect human mimicry who insinuate themselves into groups of hikers? Yeah, we had one of those. Clocked it immediately, of course. Honestly it kind of fell in that so-inept-it's-kind-of-charming range. We just played along until it'd had it's fill of marshmallows and shambled back into the treeline. We might have been violating some kind of killjoy wildlife contact best practices but what the hell, can't plan around every little thing. Why, what happened to you guys

sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

Time to share this freak here.

Yup, this guy's made the rounds a few times on other sites, now he lives here.

the hard to kill reptile is a fucking stupid name. that thing ain’t dying, it’s not hard to kill

just admit you can’t kill it, and quit wasting Resources holy fuck

GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER FOUNDATION 💔😢

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Ok time for a real question

Does 035's host's vision effect the mask? Like if his host has myopia does 035 also see like shit on the distance? If yes then I'm very sorry for him from my experience if you try to wear glasses w a mask on slightest tilt of a head and they're on the ground.

Does it effect the colour too? Colour blindness was document only in 1794 do you think before that 035 ever possessed a new host and was like "holly fuck why is everything so yellow"

Or in sedition tapes he snapped his neck just by will, no hands or anything, would be he do the same thing but somehow charge the structure of the eyeballs so they work correctly? (Imagine if instead of neck snap he would shoot out eyeballs at Watch lol)

OR maybe he has some sort of invisible eyeballs of his own and he's able to see even without a host. Idk Ig we'll never know

Broken Masquerade but instead of country humans its goi humans and people ship the GOC and the Foundation like they do Russia and America.

How it feels to hear that SCP community has drama but know literally nothing about the drama itself

i feel like glass had worn one of those teacher cardigans once while he was a therapist and that thing basically possessed him. he used to tighten that thing whenever he got upset, he'd always pull out the "never in my YEARS of being a therapist-" whenever someone said something outrageous and he started to always eat those fuckass shake salads and then crunch loudly while eating them. so the cardigan had to go. the reckless trio MAY have had something to do with it as well

Gravity Falls, The Magnus Archives, Welcome to Night Vale and The SCP foundation all exist in the same universe and Cognito Inc. from Inside Job has to deal with all of them on a weekly basis

do you guys know about scp 426 bc i swear it is my favorite thing on planet earth

like is that not so funny

I know this isn't what I normally post but I can't get it off my mind

An SCP who is a teenager who can summon demons, but they have to chant. Nothing else, not over powered, just summons demons by chanting. Obviously the foundation has to put a clamp over their mouth or something like that, but this is a child, so they always find a way to chant but not chant. So I'd say it would be pretty funny during a breakout to see a teenager waving their arms around like those inflatable guys in front of sale places and just chanting "hamburger cheeseburgers big Mac whoopah" just for a ring of fire to surround them and an deep exhausted voice could be heard saying: "the fuck do you want now child?"

THIS IS SO GOOD WHAT

Steven Universe Blue Diamond fanart

idk if this is funny to anyone else but i saw the post and it made me giggle. I recently played the game so i figured i would draw my idea

ThePruld, you son of a man with every word you spoke in that game, I felt the angry italian blood gushing in my veins AND IM NOT EVEN ITALIAN—

i love hoarder alex, funny cleptomaniac hoarderman hahah heheh wow haha, i also drew a little comic, cause i love to think he’s actually not just an overgrown piece of peeps, and has a little mouth to his name

he’s just…….a little insecure

Lightners Live!

It's a sskk fanfic competition and your opponent is Asagiri Kafka, who has written:

sskk riding each other

sskk biting each other's neck

sskk having romantic dates on huge ships

Coffee shop!AU

... where sskk try to kill each other in said coffee shop

Inverted!AU

Knight!Akutagawa

"Just the two of us?"/"Do we need any more?"

"Away with you, you fool."

And more to come.

You are not winning.

⚠️suggestive⚠️

Can you report your situationship to mafia HR? Asking for a friend

Once you start thinking about humans as a species in a biome, it affects your entire way of looking at normal things.

The other day I referred to female morning joggers as an 'indicator species' in that if you see women jogging in the dark it means that the environment provides migration pathways (sidewalks, clear signs) and doesn't have any known predators of female morning joggers (guy with knife, bear, BigTruck, male morning joggers).

Though, I think that people consider framing humans as animals reacting to their environment as rude.

in penance for trying to kidnap her and make her their queen that one time, mabel pines is inventing a new sport called gnome bowling

Inspired by this

Dead apple but everyone is still in their pajamas

I think it would be funny if everyone collectively just didnt care to change in to their work clothes for the plot of dead apple cause imagine Chuuya fighting that big ass dragon still in his dog themed pajama pants 🐶

Lots of thoughts recently. Everything feels plastic.

I could go on and on about why all that AI "art" is bad. I could mention theft, lack of creativity, it's impact on the work field and environment, but countless people have already said all that. I wanted to touch on something that to me is the most utterly wrong about all of it.

Art is more than just something pretty to look at or listen to. It's therapeutic. It's a form of communication. A tool for human connection. It's a pure, human need.

Support real artists ☀️

this morning im meditating on just how truly funny it is that alex went with making bill the obsessed one.

like ford was dedicated, he worshipped bill, but ford's devotion made sense. there was a logic and rationality to it and it had boundaries that were consistent and he followed. he worshipped bill for his knowledge and power, loved him for what they had in common and how they got along, left him when he learned of bill's true nature and intentions, and took it upon himself to make up for his mistake by turning that dedication from serving bill to killing bill. this is relatable and understandable.

but making your series main villain, someone immortal and with godlike powers and abilities and influence doggedly obsessed with just some nerd is like. really funny. girl go fuck a black hole, take a neutron star out for dinner, text back one of the eldritch gods on the edge of time. ford collects moths.

here have a cozy pap since im too tired to finish my sans piece 👍

“teenage Dazai this” “teenage Chuuya that”

WHAT ABOUT TEENAGE FUKUZAWA

I know where Ranpo gets it from.

I like imagining the other shape Henchmaniacs are from Bill's dimension because it means they can occasionally present a united front on issues that were probably very important in their home dimension but are completely inscrutable to the non-shapes.

bill pulls out the pregnancy card