friendly reminder to the cotl fandom that goat and lamb are canonically nonbinary and use they/them pronouns. despite how much the wiki insists their gender is up to the player it is in fact not
So I saw this post recently about a trans person shooting laserbeams out of their eyes at a bigot and in the notes there was someone saying "omg what if all genders had superpowers?" so here's my list:
Cis(male): turning random weapon shaped sticks and rocks into actual weapons. Also talk to fish.
Cis(female): the tips of their fingertips are like tasers. And telepathic stares.
Nonbinary: invisibility. Toggle on and off when social battery is charged.
Trans(masc): heat vision
Trans(fem): ice vision
Bigender: duplication (only once)
Agender: phase through solid objects.
Genderfluid: can turn into any liquid.
Demi: pulling/pushing objects around them. Almost like a magnet but for everything.
Genderqueer: mind control.
If there's any I missed feel free to add in the notes! Sorry but my brain is a little fried rn.
Can't remember if I already made this post or not but anyways.
It's so fucking infuriating how binary trans people who are very clearly just dealing with abusive family members who are playing the goalpost shifting game will hear these clearly abusive family members say "I'd support you if only you were nonbinary, being [chosen gender] is just too much."
And instead of reckoning with the fact that their family members are blatantly lying and goalpost shifting, they instead decide to take these Blatant Fucking Lies at face value.
So then they come online and yell that nonbinary people are actually privileged over binary trans people and we're actually soooo much more accepted by cis people than binary trans people are.
Even though if these binary trans people told their shitty family members that they were nonbinary the goal posts would very blatantly just shift again. Because these cis bigots do not actually want them to be nonbinary, nor do they support nonbinary people. They're literally just fucking lying.
But binary trans people would rather blame nonbinary people for existing rather than accept the fact that their family members are just useless bigoted jackasses who hate all trans people, and are just very clearly pretending to accept whichever category the person they're talking to is not part of.
And it's not just kids who are doing this crap either, there are fully grown adults doing this shit. All in the name of shitting on nonbinary people and pretending that exorsexism isn't real because "actually cis people looooove you". No they fucking don't. You just have shitty people for family and would rather pretend they're not bigots than actually fucking have solidarity with nonbinary people and the basic understanding that you are being lied to to pit you against other trans people by cis people who will literally never accept you no matter how you identify unless you stop identifying as trans altogether and go back to pretending to be cis.
Stop fucking taking the blatant lies that cis people tell you at face value. Nonbinary people are not "more accepted" by cis people, you're just fucking lying right along with your bigoted shitty family members.
Hating us will not make your trans-hating family members accept you. They are fucking lying when they tell you they'd just respect you if only you were nonbinary. And if you keep defending them and directing your hatred at nonbinary people and pretending we have no real fucking problems, you are just as much a bigot as they are.
Sometimes you just need to accept the fact that your family is filled with abusive bigots who are lying to you. If you'd rather keep defending them in the name of hating nonbinary people and using us as your scapegoat, then fuck you.
Man hating lesbians, you basing your identity around the hatred of another group of people doesn't make you better or cooler. It makes you actually unbearable to be around.
whether or not you want to accept it, there are in fact lesbians who experience multiple genders, and leaving them out because they're men/men sometimes is you being lesbophobic, not them being lesbophobic to you. genderfluid lesbians, bigender lesbians, multigender lesbians, two-spirit lesbians and other lesbians with cultural identities that can include manhood exist. nobody seems to care how racist it is to say that lesbians can't also be men. saying that lesbians can't ever be men is a direct slap in the face to two spirit lesbians who are men, and other lesbians who have cultural identities and are also men, and nobody seems to care.
you are being lesbophobic if you say that genderfluid people, bigender people, multigender people, nonbinary people who are also men, transmascs, trans men, and ftms can't be lesbians. queer men are not out to kill you. queer men are not straight men invading the queer community to hurt you. queer men are not fiending to assault you. queer men belong in lesbian spaces. again i cannot stress how willing people are to leave out genderfluid and multigender people. why do you not care about them? like is there any good reason other than transphobia? because i don't see it. you are the one being lesbophobic, not the other way around.
"Lesbian means exclusive attraction to women!"
"No, it means non-men exclusively attracted to non-men!"
"It actually means queer attraction to women!"
"Lesbian means women and nonbinary people being exclusively attracted to other women and nonbinary people!"
Lesbian is a multifaceted label that can describe many different experiences. There is no one perfect definition of lesbian that will encompass the entire diverse experiences that lesbians can have.
I'm personally a genderqueer woman who's exclusively attracted to other women, but the lesbian next to me might be a transmasc lesbian who loves all genders except for men. And the lesbian next to them might be a bigender lesbian who's both a girl and a boy, who's exclusively attracted to women. Our experiences can all be described by the term lesbian if that's how we wish to describe it, but we might define it differently based on our own experiences. And guess what?
None of our definitions are wrong, but none of our definitions will encompass every other lesbian's experiences. A word can have multiple definitions without any of the definitions being wrong. And those definitions can be very vague or very specific. Labels are made to fit us- we aren't made to fit labels.
People who may have a different experience with the lesbian label are not your enemies. People in lesbian spaces who aren't exactly like you are not your enemies. The problem comes when you try to force one singular definition on every single lesbian. THAT is harmful. Sending death threats to other lesbians because they don't have the same experience as you is harmful. Not another lesbian having a different experience from you.
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youo know on this website i see ppl post things about other trans people that are borderline indistinguishable from anti trans threads/boards or kiwifarms. idk how to tell you this but idrc if u think someone is at a 'cringey' stage in their transition or they annoy u. that shits straight up evil. ur doing the opps work for them
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I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'
the way fandoms are desperate to make all aroace characters romance and sex favorable but then dont do anything remotely similar to any other identity is astounding. hmm i wonder why
PLEASE dont derail this about shipping characters of other identities please let this one post be about an aroace struggle
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imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.
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we've all seen trans boy dipper pines but i think more people should consider trans girl mabel. that girl has the most gender euphoria of all time shes over the moon to get to do preteen girl things like having sleepovers with her besties and crushing on boys and covering herself in glitter. also i think it makes dippers manliness crisises 3x funnier if mabel already had a gender revelation years ago and is just chilling. see my vision.
This is literally the plot of skulduggery pleasant
Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.
I remember meeting a guy at a bar a year or so ago who told me he worked at the international consortium that does the porn parodies of all the top-grossing film releases. He said that the whole Barbenheimer situation presented his combine with some spectacular highs and lows. Because he said that with Barbie, right, the thing about Barbie is that there's already kind of a three-way ideatic, structural parallel between the curated artificiality of Barbie as a children's toy, the curated artificiality of Barbie as a mass market film, and the curated artificiality of pornography as a genre. Add on top of that that Barbie as a film is already feeling this tension, right where it's trying to be about a character graduating from the platonic sexlessness of a children's franchise to the functional-and-frank sexuality of being a living human woman, but it's also being bogged down in the "Everyone-is-beautiful-no-one-is-horny" aesthetic restrictions of any contemporary big-budget mass-market film so the two states end up looking pretty similar, he said. I mean the film itself is very aware of that tension, right, with that joke about how "casting Margot Robbie is the wrong move if you want to make that point," all that jazz. So, all that in mind, Barbie-themed pornography, he said, is in a weird way actually kind of complementary to the extant project, gesturing at unaddressed tensions and ideas, a dark mirror, the shadow self it wants to deny but can't, there's a lot of room to play in the space. He used the adjective "Lynchian" a couple of times, he seemed super stoked, he was talking with his hands. Oppenheimer, on the other hand. Oppenheimer he said presented a problem. Because obviously you can eroticize the detonation of an atomic bomb, we're all probably three mutuals removed from someone on this site who does exactly that, but obviously that's a niche market, and moreover it's a market that has a ton of overlap with high-minded thinkers who treat the historical use of atomic weapons against Japan with the level of gravity that atrocity demands. So they were stuck. They were really stuck. He told me that they'd been pulling their hair out for months trying to square the circle and all they had to show for it was a big whiteboard with the phrase "Grope-nheimer" written on it
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