Latest Posts by swissprimerib - Page 3
Ok goodnight <3
The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;
THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG
Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.
Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.
REVIEW TIME!!!!!!
It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.
Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.
Don't be fooled btw. Tis but a singular shelving.
Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it
Anyway i have other things too. Check out this crappy photo of my shelf. Good mix of sweet sweet licencing and savoury savoury bootlegs. Also a big sans undertale face made of perler beads. Yeah that was a thing I did for sure.
Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it
Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it
Hello, me. It's me. You. This will expand my knowledge of the workings of Tumblr.
Hello, you. It's you. Me. I see you.
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I want them to meet Quirrel so bad. Please.
Genuinely just messing around now with this au now with all the locations and stuff to drag myself out of my art funk.
Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do
Ahh, peak.
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
I wish I joined the fandom early enough for bone pit. It's so fucking funny but if I started now it would be forced
Come to think of it, Dana does have some inspired stuff from Hollow Knight in her show. I use (mass grave pit, shadowy being named Collector, ect)
Him too? Maybe a little?
and if i say something
I FUCKING LOVE SITTING IN CORNERS/////
I FUCKING LOVE HAVING THE PRIMAL URGE TO GUARD MY BACK SATISFIED
you losers in the middle of your rooms are gonna be sorry when the sneak uponer-er comes and sneaks upon you
while i'm sitting cosy in my corner
not being snuck upon
it's cosy here in the corner
join me
never be snuck upon again
and by the way
i am saying upon intentionally
not up on
i just like how it sounds
"snuck upon"
-sounds like a sneaky phrase
-something a sneaky person would say
-smooth and bitey
"snuck up on"
-boring
-too grammatically correct for me in this current mood that i'm in
-grrr it's 3am
i will never stop going on tangents or intentionally using incorrect capatilisation to reinforce the vibe i'm going for fuck you and goodnight
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If boats don't eat water, explain this boat eating contest. CHeckmate athiests
So I was setting up a virtual machine on my MacBook, and the windows setup started doing shit straight out of a Creepypasta
Like look at these loading screens. Is this not the most ominous thing you've ever seen?
I feel like there needs to be more pronouns. Not like, more pronouns for more genders (That's cool and all just not what I'm talking about rn), but just doubling up on pronouns. Like a second female pronoun for example. Whenever I'm reading and the author has to refer to a character as "The (adjective) (noun)" to not repeat words it just hurts me
Kinda strange how collective nouns are specific to the animal, but we still say "a flock of birds" when what else would there be a flock of I mean seriously
Me
Walks into bedroom at night
Goes to the light to turn it off
*Goes to the light to turn it off*
Realise I'm standing in the middle of the room by the light
Not the lightswitch