swissprimerib

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steven universe was an extremely influential television show and you can tell this because people on here still wield the phrase "steven universe fan" like it's a slur whenever they're desperately trying to prove they're not like other gays

that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

trying to make unlikable characters

drew my old magical girl noelle design. spamton is her fucked up mascot companion thing

My cognitive psychology professor would do numbers on Tumblr. He frequently uses examples for the things he's explaining, so he's invented a child named "little Billy" who suffers constantly in his lecture topic examples. He has told us hypotheticals in which little Billy gets eaten by a pack of wild animals, chased by dogs, had a stroke, got part of his brain removed, drowned, lost limbs and developed phantom limb syndrome, and watched 9/11 happen twice. No blorbo has suffered more than little Billy from my cognitive psychology professor's brain.

This happens guys trust

I love how they gave them freakishly long arms to accommodate hand holding with their ginormous chibi heads

I think the creators of Chibiverse are Sashannarcy fans. ❤️💙💚

When you gotta take your fake mom to the PTA meeting

theyre throwing my gay ass into the core tomorrow

Ahhrhhrggrrr. Just finished playing the wrath of the gods update. I need to gush. Spoilers ahead.

The Solyn questline is pure peak. Noxus just showing up and blotting out the fucking sun for the whole second half of the game? Insanity. And it starts snowing? WATER FREEZES? Just. Incomprehensible peak. And the other NPCs actually reacting? I had to listen to the goblin tinker confidently bullshitting about whipping up a gadget to fix the eldritch portal blocking out the sun and complaining about his solar panels not working... So many times... I love it.

Additionally.

AHAHSHDHSH SOLYN NOO COME BACK I MISS YOU NOOOOO MOTHER FUCKING NOXUS YOU BITCH ASS HEXAGON I WISH I COULD KILL YOU AGAIN

Pfffff. Genuinely went through the stages of grief after that.

Denial.

":0"

Anger.

"XEROC YOU BITCH I BET THIS IS YOUR FAULT I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU"

Bargaining.

"Ok so if I kill Nameless Deity he'll bring her back. Just gotta kill god real quick ok ok ok ok doable I can do that"

Depression.

I went around my world gathering all her stuff and decorating her campsite, and completed her bookshelf. I changed my vanity to be more suited for mourning. I equipped Yorazior's scowl for fuck's sake.

Acceptance.

The true ending... Ughhh. I de-equipped the scowl after that...

In conclusion. Peak peak peak peak peak peak Solyn I love you

Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss

it's kinda sad that slop is such a popular pejorative now. after all it has done to nourish the noble hog

Darkrai is too chill for him...

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

Being socially awkward not only offline but also online is the worst. Imagine having one friend who has like a million more.

I was all in on the "omg it's Jean-Luc" bit until I realised people actually believe it. Like, you all actually think that's Jean-Luc and this is an owl house crossover? I thought it was a joke?

oh god, the Amphibia brainrot is coming back, HELP-

But omg, I just found out today that there was a sneak peek of the new graphic novel and OMG, DIPLOCAULUS PEOPLE, LET'S GOOO idk why i didn't think that there was gonna be another race of amphibians based on them, cuz like DUH, Andrias' mech suit is based on them, so why wouldn't they have existed? The real question is...are they still alive at this point? Are we gonna get new characters from this new continent? I sure hope so, bc from the snippet we got of them they look cool.

ive gotten a lot of deltarune followers lately so. take my awful awful big shot cover

THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN

Drawn on my phone using my fingers once again…

thats her son fr.

post amphibia anne does the plantar family dance at work whenever shit happens & i like to believe her coworkers don’t question it bc it just works and it’s so much more effective than chasing rogue amphibians around the area

My only hope for Amphibia: Strange Voyage is that Maddie Flour plays a major role. She was criminally underutilized in canon.

THEORY NUMBER ONE???? BASED ALMOST ENTIRELY ON KNOCK OFF SASHA'S FACIAL EXPRESSION WHICH I HAVE SEEN ON SPRIG BEFORE YES I KNOW THIS IS NONSENSE FUCK YOU I DO WHAT I WANT CLONE THEORY IS STUPID

ZHSJSKSK???? I just saw the Amphibia Strange Voyage teaser what the FUCK dbdndnmsksksksjd what is going on this is WHAT???? Who are these knock offs????? Jeun-Leuc / that whatever the fuck it is Andrias' mech was shaped like????? GLOWY COLORS???? THE GLOWY COLORS, PEOPLE??? SO MANY GLOWY LIGHTS IN THE STONE COLOURS? I AM. KSNSNBDBS. UHH I DONT SJSNNS

WHAT IS A DIPLOCAULUS????? NEFJKEFKJWBEALJHBGJLHBL I FUCKING CANT THIS SPIKY ISLAND WITH THE MAGIC BARRIER AND EXTINCT CARBONIFEROUS AMPHBIANS??? AND LET ME REITERATE WHO IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE THESE

ZHSJSKSK???? I just saw the Amphibia Strange Voyage teaser what the FUCK dbdndnmsksksksjd what is going on this is WHAT???? Who are these knock offs????? Jeun-Leuc / that whatever the fuck it is Andrias' mech was shaped like????? GLOWY COLORS???? THE GLOWY COLORS, PEOPLE??? SO MANY GLOWY LIGHTS IN THE STONE COLOURS? I AM. KSNSNBDBS. UHH I DONT SJSNNS

ZHSJSKSK???? I just saw the Amphibia Strange Voyage teaser what the FUCK dbdndnmsksksksjd what is going on this is WHAT???? Who are these knock offs????? Jeun-Leuc / that whatever the fuck it is Andrias' mech was shaped like????? GLOWY COLORS???? THE GLOWY COLORS, PEOPLE??? SO MANY GLOWY LIGHTS IN THE STONE COLOURS? I AM. KSNSNBDBS. UHH I DONT SJSNNS

fionna and cake but simon drops increasingly wild anecdotes about his life

Sorry guys I have the sudden urge to stir up conflict

I'm going to regret this later

But.

RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE RAINE WHISPERS IS A MARY SUE- *shot in the head and dies*

BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE

Update: Y'ALL IT WAS REAL SILKSONG IS COMING THE CAKE WASN'T A LIE

The promise I made several seconds ago WILL BE FULFILLED. BEHOLD: AN INTRICATE BAKED GOOD; BY AN INEXPERIENCE BAKER WITH A MULTITUDE OF FOOD INTOLERANCES;

THIS IS... THE CAKE FROM SILKSONG

Left: The cake. The cake from silksong. Silksong's cake. That cake. Right and bottom: The cake I made.

Because I'm a weak little baby with a fickle stomach (damn you genetics), it is made with gluten free flour and lactose free cream and also a lot of greek yoghurt. It's complicated. I tried to explain but it would have been long and stupid. All you need to know is that I made various substitutions and when I got anxious about the substitutions maybe not working for the next steps I had to buy ingredients. Overall it took me about two days.

REVIEW TIME!!!!!!

It was meh. Whole lot of chocolate. Might have been affected by my lack of milk chocolate and use of dark chocolate instead. But yknow. The crumbled cake on the outside went stale in the fridge after a little while so that wasn't fun. The verdict is chocolate. It was chocolate cake for sure. I will give it this, if I ate the whole thing I most certainly would "Brooklyn Blackout". Because I would be dead probably.

AM0HIBIA GRAPHIC NOVEL MINI SETIES WRITTEN BY MATT BRALY