post amphibia anne does the plantar family dance at work whenever shit happens & i like to believe her coworkers don’t question it bc it just works and it’s so much more effective than chasing rogue amphibians around the area
Having this empty void here to shout my thoughts into is really helping me learn which thoughts should stay inside. Just a moment ago I thought about shouting something stupid and long winded, and now I'm shouting this instead. Thanks, void.
If boats don't eat water, explain this boat eating contest. CHeckmate athiests
Oh shit we can just post our combo emojis on here? Don't mind if I do
Ahh, peak.
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my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
BRO SHES GONNA LOSE HER PURPLE
Baldwin is a cool name. It is the opposite of Hairloss
nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
Look at this thing that I have. I love this thing. I just bought this thing and I love it. I've never bought a Funko pop before. But this. This is REAL, actual licenced Owl House merch. The only official Owl House merch I've seen is what, some crappy t-shirts? One of those poppy uppy down things you stick to your phone for reasons beyond my comprehension with Hooty's face on it? I couldn't not buy this. I am going to buy the Amity one and then make them kiss I swear it
Headcanoning Clover with the flattest tone of voice and that's why they fumbled every joke they made. Clover says their name is Gunhat and Flowey takes that at face value. Clover jokingly introduces themself when Martlet is asking for Red's name and Martlet specifies that she wasn't talking to them. Clover half-jokingly, half-sarcastically asks for another fall through the elevator shaft and Ceroba gets concerned that they knocked their head. Fumble after fumble after fumble
Alright, folks. From now on I will be posting things. Real things. Things with substance. Receive a piece of merchandise? Post. Eat a bagel? Do not post. Bake the silksong cake? Post, coming soon. Be ready. Or don't. I don't care.
To lil Petey, Dog Man, Petey,
Do u like Star Vs. The Forces Of Evil & Gravity Falls? :3
Later...