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Pudgey Pidgey

Man commits biggest fumble of the century

YOUNG MAN!

There's no need to feel down,

I MEAN YOUNG THEY!

I forgot your pronoun,

i think r/BenignExistence is my favorite subreddit 🥲 i love these pleasant little glimpses into strangers' lives

Today I remembered that I have free will and can do whatever I want so I decided to go out on a walk in the forest while it was pitch black outside :)

omg gaga you shouldn't have

Captions shouldn't be censored. If the video says fuck or cum or cunt the captions should say the fucking word.

Embarrassed myself a few days ago and since then I've been periodically going like this

Ignore the part where he gets naked that's not part of it.

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

wild how birds gots hands for feet

Well if the shoe fish

Grudge

misclicking a poll result feels horrible. you little bitch baby with clumsy fingers. you just lied on a menial poll online. shame! everyone point and laugh!

saw this while reading Werewolf by Night (#32) and mate I was GIGGLING

"Hi y'all, it's Chronomaster42, the only Youtuber with the ability to travel through, and control, time and space, here with another taste test. I'm here in 1976, and I'm gonna get some fries from Mickey D's before they changed the recipe, and then I'm gonna take 'em back to 2022, and get fries from the same McDonald's, so I can compare. Now, I've got my Nixon, uh, Ford? Carter? Era fries right here, so now I'm gonna"

*everything appears stretched and distant, and then the camera flies through space, through the sun, over millions of different Earths, past the faces of individual people in a thousand different timelines, splintered day by day, the long-dead alive once more, their varied futures lying before them. They appear to be screaming*

"annnnnd here we are, gettin' the new fries, today. I have to say, I like the old fries a bit better, bit more crisp, but Mickey D's fries are still Mickey D's fries, y'know? Anyway, I know some of you guys were freaked out at all the screaming time faces last video, but like, I'm used to 'em, and they aren't even audible to me? But y'know what is audible? That's right - Audible, use code -"

Poorly drawn Chimchar line

neil perry's love for acting was a metaphor for homosexuality . no one will EVER convince me otherwise.

"no, my sons not in a play!"

"no, my sons not gay!"

notice how i barley changed the sentence.

this site needs an "i'm not american" badge

have i told you guys about the time that i classically conditioned my kindergarten class

“33, I don’t think it looks good”

“It’s FANTASTIC!”

“Then why is Jod laughing?”

inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

losing my shit over this

Thanks for tagging me :D

This was really fun but it made my phone glitch so much😭

@shoot-i-messed-up @st0rmyseas @riceandcurry3 @radioheadtest @theluigianapurchase @evilhorse936 @idiototheinternet

(Feel free to just ignore)

Tagged by @finniestoncrane 💚🩷💚

rules: without naming them, post a gif from ten of your favourite films, then tag ten people to do the same!

Tagging my 10 most recent mutual but please just ignore this if you aren't interested: @buggybuggboo @nobodyjustaprettyghost @hollowrabbithole @historically-incorrect @greywardins @midnight-blue-moon-princess @serendibit @weepingmint @janybabyy @babywitchlou

This actually made my day lol

Maybe one day~

i glance at my tumblr mutual reblogging from me again.. blushes and looks away..... my trasured mutual, you mysterious and charming being.....what are we? i hope... maybe someday, we could be something more... something like..discord friends