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Burn!
what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass
Finally read the Marvel Rivals Moon Knight story and this part made me laugh out loud
(Wanna get back into traditional art, I've missed inking.)
every character in skeleton crew: don’t trust jod he will betray you
me when jod does indeed betray the kids instead of becoming their adoptive dad: well we couldn’t have seen this coming at all
new pfp 👀
Do you like it? :D Totodile is my favorite starter pokemon! I even have a plushie of it :) I got kinda bored of my old pfp so I decided to change it, because why not
Besides Pokemon have always been a big part of my childhood and I just recently decided to start playing the games and collect cards again
Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Feraligatr
0557 Dwebble
Dumb little 5hed, bet he's got the whole Ikea up there
Guys, My cousin knows nothing about the life series but has heard me ramble about it so much they know most of the plot and have a VERY basic understanding of some of the players personalities. So today they decided to write a Crackfic and I haven’t stopped laughing.
Peak fiction right there.
Yas bitch slay
Omg when did you change Ur icon! 😯
Yesterday I think, or the day before that. I don't know why but my pokemon hyper fixation suddenly resurfaced after like years, I still love superheroes tho
I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
Pokemon detected:
I belive Kadabra is by far the best pokemon, it has a perfect design. It is far superior to any other pokemon. If I could make one pokemon real it would be Kadabra. Kadabra is so perfect nothing made before or after it is ever remotely good. Abra and Alakazam have nothing on the perfect and amazing Kadabra. It is the most perfect thing ever created. I belive human beings were made for one thing and that is create the perfect creation that is kadabra. Kadabra is art. Kadabra is perfect. Kadabra is life.
Sableye !
family heirloom
Poorly drawn Abra line [redo]
Poorly drawn Meowth line [redo]
Snom nom nom nom nom
I looked at it wrong and now I'm scared.
i still prefer my interpretation
case 3-5 godot tells phoenix his tragic backstory
Numbers that can’t be divisible by 5 are funnier than numbers that can be divided by 5 because they’re needlessly specific. Except in some cases for very small or very large numbers.
The answer to life, the universe, and everything being 42? Funny because it’s needlessly specific.
Patrick from SpongeBob looking at a store stacked with hundreds of mattresses and saying there’s ten of them? Funny because it’s a small number.
If a character wishes to estimate how many soldiers are approaching a nearby town and you want to make it funny you can do one or the other or you can combine the two.
My lord, there are five soldiers coming, we must strengthen our defenses!
Or
How many soldiers are there? Nine thousand, three hundred and forty seven, sir. I counted twice. They lost one the second time to falling off a cliff.
Or
There’s sixteen soldiers approaching, sir. Only sixteen? Yes. It’s a good number, sixteen. Divisible by four.
Give a man a horse he’ll eat for a day teach a man to horse and make him drinks water
Okay but you know what else is super funny?
Professor Layton is often described as being attractive and has multiple people crushing on him. If he were in a college anime there’d be a harem club dedicated to him.
But this is the style he’s drawn in.
Meanwhile Phoenix Wright looks like the stereotypical hot anime boy that you’d think would be the object of many a person’s dreams…
But his looks are constantly ridiculed and insulted and half the people he has helped don’t even remember his name. Usually the insults are directed at his hair but like… he doesn’t even have the weirdest hair in the franchise.
Like this is so funny to me?
Friendship ended with Jod, 33 is now the newest member of the Star Wars father figure character club
I have just discovered something world altering and possibly evil
I for one think the symbiotic relationship between Tumblr and AO3 is beautiful
The replies are so funnyðŸ˜
okay so i finished checking if we were friends in every universe and, uh, it turns out we're only friends in 6 of them. but look, i need you to understand these universes vary like crazy, okay? like 6 is actually insanely high, like way higher than most. and one of those is the universe where i accidentally killed the actor who played Dipsy from Teletubbies when i was 7 and my life went completely differently as a result. and we still ended up friends! also you were a girl in that universe for some reason. what? oh, uh, yeah, you were cute as hell. like really cute. did you just fucking giggle