“once In A Generation” Is Such An Odd Phrase, Doesn’t That Mean It Happens Every 20-30 Years? That’s

me hallucinating i’m on shark tank after 600mg of DPH

black turtleneck guy: our company was founded on one simple principle—that God is a living creature and can be killed

shark tank guy: what’s the over-under on product parity?

catholic priest (watching this afterwards on a vtuber reaction video): *pauses, points at screen* that right there might be heretical

nematode worm: *caresses my brainstem*

nematode worm’s guardian angel: this one’s a thinker

i am BEGGING people to please stop spreading this sentiment without the appropriate nuance. I irreparably damaged my shoulders by using a mobility aid that wasn’t right for me because I was told “just get the cane!”

Mobility aid use is a serious medical decision. Absolutely do NOT get crutches because you “think they would make you look cool.” You have a high chance of causing avoidable, permanent damage to your body.

If you are unable to be seen by an occupational therapist, please make sure to do research on different mobility aids and how to best use them for your needs. It can make a world of difference in your future ability.

to those who want a mobility aide, but don't think they're "disabled enough" for it:

get the aide.

you want a cane, but you don't think you need it? get the cane.

you want a wheelchair, but you can get by without? get the wheelchair.

you think crutches would make you look cool? get the crutches.

it doesn't matter if you just think it looks cool or fun. using mobility aides actively helps those of us who do 100% need them, even if you don't ""need"" them.

using mobility aides in public makes it easier for others to do so. buying mobility aides, especially things like canes, often means that they continue to be made and supplied. sometimes, disabled folks make and supply mobility aides - in that case, you may be directly supporting them.

get the mobility aide. use it. you're doing good.

every day I'm clocking in for my shift at the not making sense factory . we don't know what we're making only that it's not sense.

Likes to charge reblogs to FUCKING cast

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I think it’s really unfair that I (a person who needs to feel loved all the time) am so incredibly hard to love.

freaks and degenerates are just so much nicer and kinder than the rest of you idk. i love you perverts with illegal and unethical fantasies thank you for being so nice to me

soon may the wellerman come, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

taking a class on something you’re genuinely interested in as an autistic person FUCKS. i just hyperfixated really hard and accidentally did tomorrow’s work today