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MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST
BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2
TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I
CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS
MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE
MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST
BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN
Still need to fact check this quote, but I like it
once again to my lovely army of porn gods
Shit I’ve heard Band say
“A triangle could be hanging from your earlobe all I care is that you sound good”
“Put those balloons BACK in my locker!!!”
“Banana Pipeline. Like from Brazil to Times Square. No it’s only slightly puréed”
“You told me to take what I want.” -Freshman
“That’s called STEALING BITCH!!” -Senior
“I love the crunch of a frozen chicken nugget.”
“When in doubt pull out!” -Director to horns
“I AM THE MESIAH!!!” -A trumpet
when she says she doesn’t send nudes
