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Remember kids hydrate don't diedrate

I want to hydrate, not detonate!

here be happy

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

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Shit I’ve heard Band say

“A triangle could be hanging from your earlobe all I care is that you sound good”

“Put those balloons BACK in my locker!!!”

“Banana Pipeline. Like from Brazil to Times Square. No it’s only slightly puréed”

“You told me to take what I want.” -Freshman

“That’s called STEALING BITCH!!” -Senior

“I love the crunch of a frozen chicken nugget.”

“When in doubt pull out!” -Director to horns

“I AM THE MESIAH!!!” -A trumpet

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Quotes from my Latin teacher

“You woRM”

“If you don’t like chocolate milk, you’re a communist”

“How would being Jesus even be fun?”

“ this is quizlet live, not kahoot, I’m so incredibly sorry.”

“Maybe if your bitch of a principle doesn’t catch us, we could watch a Christmas movie.”

“No one in here is a furry. Please say i’m correct.”

“[principals name] is so annoying. She looks like a dinosaur. I just want to throw a pie in her stupid little face.”

He is a 49 year old man.

He’s my favorite teacher.