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when she says she doesn’t send nudes

That's a whole [insert "f" word here cause this is a Christian server] mood

Let me handle the responsibility

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Quotes from my Latin teacher

“You woRM”

“If you don’t like chocolate milk, you’re a communist”

“How would being Jesus even be fun?”

“ this is quizlet live, not kahoot, I’m so incredibly sorry.”

“Maybe if your bitch of a principle doesn’t catch us, we could watch a Christmas movie.”

“No one in here is a furry. Please say i’m correct.”

“[principals name] is so annoying. She looks like a dinosaur. I just want to throw a pie in her stupid little face.”

He is a 49 year old man.

He’s my favorite teacher.