I Relate On A Personal Level To This

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

Technically the truth

this is my favourite post and I feel the need to share it with my porn blog followers

Quotes from my Latin teacher

“You woRM”

“If you don’t like chocolate milk, you’re a communist”

“How would being Jesus even be fun?”

“ this is quizlet live, not kahoot, I’m so incredibly sorry.”

“Maybe if your bitch of a principle doesn’t catch us, we could watch a Christmas movie.”

“No one in here is a furry. Please say i’m correct.”

“[principals name] is so annoying. She looks like a dinosaur. I just want to throw a pie in her stupid little face.”

He is a 49 year old man.

He’s my favorite teacher.

I want to fucking die after seeing this

memeception

That's a whole [insert "f" word here cause this is a Christian server] mood

Let me handle the responsibility

once again to my lovely army of porn gods

Shit I’ve heard Band say

“A triangle could be hanging from your earlobe all I care is that you sound good”

“Put those balloons BACK in my locker!!!”

“Banana Pipeline. Like from Brazil to Times Square. No it’s only slightly puréed”

“You told me to take what I want.” -Freshman

“That’s called STEALING BITCH!!” -Senior

“I love the crunch of a frozen chicken nugget.”

“When in doubt pull out!” -Director to horns

“I AM THE MESIAH!!!” -A trumpet