(hosting An Oprah-style Talk Show) Everyone Check Under Your Seats! No No None Of You Are Getting Free

(hosting an oprah-style talk show) everyone check under your seats! no no none of you are getting free cars. i left my tums under one of the seats earlier and i have a tummyache now. first one to find my tums gets a thousand dollars

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2 years ago

I just realized both lark and nick have hit there heads on glass so hard they pass out and the glass cracks after being tricked by the teens. They really are soulmates


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2 years ago
Idk, We Don't Know What’s What With S1 Dads But I Still Wanted To Draw Them Older, As Grandparents.

Idk, we don't know what’s what with s1 dads but I still wanted to draw them older, as grandparents. Designs might and most likely will change when we are told more about themmm.


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2 years ago

glenn close weed jar,,,

THE GLENN CLOSE JAR INCIDENT OF 2022

THE GLENN CLOSE JAR INCIDENT OF 2022

6 months ago

Jorts so short they be lookin like janties

ok


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1 month ago

hey guys long time no see this is about to become a metalocalypse and oc blog. sorry about that dndads fandom


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2 years ago

FR!!! THEY FORGOT WE LOVE PARSING OUT THE TECHNICALITIES OF RULES AND RESTRICTIONS AND WILL FIGHT OUR AUTHORITY FIGURES ON THE MEANING OF MENIAL GAME TECHNICALITIES!!!!

we would make great lawyers

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2 years ago
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How rare, how daring of me to continue a fic I have already started! Now that AP season is over and I don’t have to care about school anymore, I’m free to write and draw seriously. Rejoice!

Also sorry about a lil angst in there it’s mandatory to hurt Glenn any chance you get.


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2 years ago
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So I wrote this lil fic thing based on the prompt of just what went down in Hell while Glenn was in there. It’s fun! Stay tuned for updates!! This is the first chapter!!! No flammin da stury, prepz!!!1!!

Special thanks to my beta readers @cinnamon-rol and @newtdoods god bless


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1 year ago

me individually reviewing the lyrics for every single song on a character playlist nobody else will ever hear for an oc approximately 3 people know about

screenshot of spock sitting gayly at a chunky computer
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The Shortest Of The Jorts

Any/All, 20 || Born to father, forced to daughter, destined to "Understanding Your Nonbinary Child" || Fandom/Art/Shitpost combo blog for your viewing convenience.

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