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so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

I wish a very merry “sparkle on its wednesday monday” Thursday to all those who celebrate.

happy sparkle on its wednesday monday

Not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. Oh my god. Jesus fuck ing christ. I think I hauve covid.

HOLY SHIT IS THIS APRIL FOOLS OR IS THIS REAL

REDDIT ARE YOU /SRS OR /S

I NEED TO KNOW

Chronic pain and the Thoughts are both really tough, I’m sorry— lmk how I can support! At least we have the Thoughts (gay) as reconciliation.

Still need to watch those April fools videos! Those and Andrew Gaming are at the top of my list.

SORRY, SILKSONG?????

a summary of my thoughts rn, in order of prevalence:

- ow (the chronic Pain is bad. and also weird nausea)

- gay yearning. soo much gay yearning.

- the Thoughts. no further clarification will be given; the Thoughts are bad. also the Worry

- kww... 100eb... thinking abt those april fools video. not normal!! in the slightest!!!

- silksong!

- math class im in. i guess.

It’s probably because of The Curse.

i think she remembers the time i brought snacks for them...

shes been standing by me and giving me a Look for several minutes now

hte real april foule… was you.

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

So this is what greatness feels like. The masses adore me. I am like a god, adored by millions. My influence is unlimited. From the stars to the sea all shall hear my voice. Moots may look under the cut for timeless wisdom and ageless insight. All others must simply bask in my presence

(I censored all of your urls because I didn’t want to dox you and I don’t know Tumblr etiquette please don’t make fun of me)

This is DMing. To me.

Your friends watching something for the first time and getting to that scene VS you, the knower.

“Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe. We’re taking your money no matter what but if you want you could also be our third.”

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

LITTLE GUY!

i learned about a stupid looking bird today and i cant stop laughing

its called a crested satinbird (cnemophilus macgregorii)

Every time I’m listening to a character playlist one of my friends made I’m like “omg! OMG! These songs remind me so much of the character my friend likes! I must tell them at once!”

And then the devastating realization that I am about to tell them their playlist of songs that remind them of a character happens to remind me of the character.

Bones. I will not elaborate. It’s literally campaign spoilers.

If you see this post you’re legally required to tell me at least one trans woman headcanons you have for a canonically male character, I never get to see transfem headcanons like that, give me them, and for equality of my own please know estrogen could have saved Insector Haga and Dinosaur Ryuzaki I will not elaborate, also Yuya.

-nlue

No but my devious wiles and inexorable charisma would allow me to turn them on each other, thereby granting me an edge. If they formed a polycule I’d be cooked tho

i hope im a positive influence on somebody’s life

@funnier-as-a-system

Wake up love we need to stop the blood-space war

Starting WtNV by recommendation! I’ve only listened to one podcast in it’s entirely before, and it’s The Magnus Archives, so not 100% sure what to expect. Starting on lucky number 13, since it looks like fun.

Huge if true.

Great News Everyone

aromanticism

The results from the testosterone are now conclusive, so we can finally move on to the realosterone

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Clonefies is that you

what if your doppelgänger wasn’t evil it was just a person. what if your doppelgänger wasn’t trying to replace you it was just trying to learn to be a person and you were the best model it had. what if your doppelgänger looked at you with your eyes and said with your voice that it just wanted to be loved. what then.

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I recently learned that m and n dashes are in fact separate things with important distinctions. I had been using n dashes in place of m dashes in my work for years, and no one mentioned it. Needless to say, my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

using emdashes and a semi colon in the same line. this sentence will end when i do

TOMMYINNIT MINECRAFT IS IN WHITEPINE WTF I KNOW HIM

This is now my headcannon for Doctor4t. Cannon and IRL. Folly too. The fact that you’re a deity does not stop you from ratting it up.

@milo-the-mage @marethyu-42 @enlighten3d I’m a genius and a madman and look at the tags I spent like 8 minutes on them

The funniest thing about how maids are depicted in a certain kind of fiction is that, like, at least half the time the people who ostensibly own the place don't even really seem to want them to be there? It's often genuinely unclear who their actual employer is, or whether they're getting paid at all – it's like looking at a universe where if you build a fancy enough house, maids just show up, like rats.

Rams and Lilia to Skin and Bones and also Skin and Bones to Rams and also Luca to Lilia and also…

@milo-the-mage @marethyu-42 get mentioned idiots you (milo) asked for this

Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert

Many such cases

Imagine you're an Elder Demon at the Elder Demon family gathering and you're laughing about cousin Valgavoth who went and got sealed in a human house and disappeared... And then cousin Valgavoth shows up! And you ask him hey weren't you sealed in a house? And he's like "yeah I ate it" and you're like "you ate the house" and he's like "and everything else, yeah. The whole plane really" and now your parents are talking about how cool cousin Valgavoth is and wouldn't it be great if YOU ate an entire plane like he did