NEHHEHEHEHA, This Is Just How He Sits Now

The proper way to end a date

Harry and Neville are in similar positions, their both in gryffindor, both born in july, both 14, and both horrible at potions.

Another thing they have in common is unrealistic expectations. Nevilles’ gran wants him to marry a smart Pureblood girl and carry on the line of the noble and most ancient house of Longbottom.

everyone expects harry to be perfect and just like his parents, who he hasn't seen in 13 years.  Hes supposed to be strong, and smart and fearless and in love with a red head just like James Potter, they expect him to win the triwizard tournament but they also hate him for entering himself, and on top of that Its like everyone expects him to marry Ginny Weasley.

The problem with both these scenarios is that Neville and Harry like each other.

For the yule ball Harry and Neville don’t take each other, instead take female dates. Harry just before the last minute asks Pamad Patil a ravenclaw, to be his date; Ron finds out harry has a date and realises that he also needs a date and rudely but successfully asks Pavari, Padmas’ identical twin. Neville asks Ginny, and is shes more than happy to go as third years don’t have their own invitations to the ball.

Neville dances with Ginny and Harry sits with mopping with Ron. throughout the dance Ginny keeps maneuvering Neville around to be able to keep her eyes on harry, eventually Neville gets tired of it and he drops Ginnys’ arms, saying,”if you want to dance with someone else so bad, than just do it”. She huffs grumpy over being caught, as she starts to walk over to where harry and her brother were sitting, Neville walks in the opposite direction.

Harry and Ron are having just as much luck with their dates as Neville is after Ron in a fit of jealously told the twins that he’d much rather be with someone else than sitting at a table with them. After that the twins went and joined the crowed. He and Ron sit quietly, harry watching as his date is whisked off into dancing with someone else.

Hermione joins the boys looking flustered, “Viktors just gone to get us some drinks”,  Ron throws a fit hearing Hermione call “the enemy” by his first name. She storms off to meet Viktor halfway. “Shes mental” Ron says miffed, with the face of a man who knows hes lost the argument. Harry sighs and gets up, walking towards the doors.

When Ginny locates her brother and her future boyfriend, they are already walking off. She sighs and turns back to Neville but when she looks over her shoulder she can't find him. She looks among the crowd and finds him, a couple moves out of her way and she sees loony Lovegood taking his hand as she guides her to dance. She huffs again and walks towards the doors ready to go to sleep.

Neville spends the last few hours of the ball swaying softly to the music with Luna's head on his shoulder as they talk.

Later he walks up to the dorms quietly and everyone is already in their beds, with the curtains closed giving the illusion of sleeping teens. Neville knows better, he walks over to Harry's bed and whispers the password to his locked curtains, harry is in his bed sketching flowers out of his herbology textbook for homework due the next day. Neville turns towards his own bed and throws whats in his hands before turning back and offering Harry his hand.

Harry puts his books and pencil down before shuffling out of his blankets and taking Nevilles hand. They walk out into the open space and dance to the sound of the fire cracking and snow falling outside the tower window.

“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional

the way that me from a year ago was so ready to be a uni student and study again and now i'm here and I want to die is so funny

I just love Clint thinking Matt is a dick, and he's right, but not for the reason he's thinking.

clint barton being thrown into a dumpster only to find out that he is not the only one in that dumpster 

matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster

I did it

Au where Harry and Draco died in the room of requirement

Another Miraculous Crossover Nobody Wanted

(Clear throat)

Hear me out.

Miraculous Ladybug/Batfamily Bio Dad au.

But with a twist!

This time, Bruce Wayne isn't Marinette's biological father.

...he's Luka's.

Now imagine, if you would, that through some some unknown means, one or more members of the Batfamily find out that Bruce Wayne has another biological son in France. This wouldn't be so bad, except that one of the ones who finds out is none other than Damien.

Damien Wayne, who was raised as an assassin, struggles understanding what is "socially appropriate", has pride issues, and up until now has felt secure in his place within the family on the basis of being the Batman's only "true" son.

So he takes it upon himself to "challenge" this potential usurper. He would "test" this Luka Couffaine and prove that he couldn't possibly be a true son of the Bat!

Only problem is that his attempts to test Luka...keep going wrong.

Particularly whenever some weird pig-tailed girl in pink is around.

He tries to throw one of his projectiles at Luka to test his sensory ability and reflexes. The girl trips into Luka and causes them both to be moved out of the way just in time.

He tries again. The girl grabs Luka to pull him over to observe some silly poster!

He tries to put something in Luka's food to judge his tolerance or see if he will notice. The girl spills the dish and ruins the whole thing!

And he could swear she knows he's there!

Then when he attempts an ambush in the middle of the night when Luka is alone and away from that girl, she STILL shows up in a leather suit and helmet to ambush HIM instead!

Clearly there can only be one explanation for this...

That girl must be a member of the League of Shadows sent to target Luka Couffaine as some sort of mission!

He returns to Gotham to reveal this conspiracy to his family.

But it's too late. Luka has already been notified of Bruce Wayne being his father and has come for a visit.

With the girl in tow.

The girl who is...glaring at Damien.

A lot.

Damien: See? She's evil!

Tim: Maybe she just doesn't like you? Like any rational person would?

Jason: To be fair, you're not exactly the easiest person to get along with.

Tim: Well, I mean...it's possible? Just because we can't find any link between her and the League doesn't mean she's not with them. Who is this "Master Fu" guy anyway?

Jason: Are you serious? She's like a little pixie! She doesn't look like she has it in her to hate anyone!

Damien: Well why else would she dislike me?

Dick Grayson, who has had superhero girlfriends before and seems to have figured out what's going on: Damien, maybe she's mad at you because you keep crashing her dates to try to attack her boyfriend?

Damien: ...don't be absurd! Clearly she's an assassin!

(The others don't look convinced.)

Damien: (Looks to Marinette)

Marinette: (Glaring at Damien)

Luka: (Turns to look at Marinette)

Marinette: (Bright smiles and sweetness)

Luka: (Looks away)

Marinette: (GLARING AT DAMIEN)

Boys: ...

Jason: Damien, what the hell did you DO?

Damien: How is this MY fault?!

Jason: You're the one she's glaring at!

Dick: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh boy.

Master List

Midoriya the secret significant other

AO3: Midoriya the secret significant other

Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!

izuku midoriya-bakugo the secret brother and boyfriend!

Harry Potter

The proper way to end a date 

Fancasts 

marauders era

marauders era part 2

One shots

Whos Izzy?

Marvel

How we deal with grief

Original works

Gay women’s empowerment in the 50′s

all my monthly haikyuu backgrounds for 2022! 

(free) backgrounds are available in my ko-fi shop! 

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