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HERE IT IS!!!!!💅🏽✨✨✨❤️❤️🥺🥺 Jaytim college au piece I did for the codered zine 🙇🏽♀️🙇🏽♀️
Some close ups!!❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰
My fav tiny details 🥺🥺 Tim being in computer science for his major and minor in photography while Jason is majoring in literature also I love Jason Hispanic stole for his cap and gown it gave me trouble but it was cute in the end 🥺 I want to make em into stickers lol
Anyways hope y’all like it 🙇🏽♀️🙇🏽♀️
regulus:
Happens wayyy more than it should
I did it
the way that me from a year ago was so ready to be a uni student and study again and now i'm here and I want to die is so funny
“this ship isn’t canon” to YOU. I, however, am delusional
EVERYONE LISTEN, ACTUALLY GO AND READ THIS IT'S SO GOOD!! AND SO IS THIS ART! LOOK AT HIM HE'S SO CUTE AND PERFECT AND LOVELY 😊
yall. YALL. go read this wonderful fic I recently got into called The Density of Fog where deku is shirakumo’s brother and ANGST GOES ON. (It’s in aizawa’s pov too so eXTRA ANGST W A DASH OF DADZAWA FOR SPICE).
aren't they cute
I LOVE THEM SOOO MUCH><
Au where Harry and Draco died in the room of requirement
Harry preventing murder
James, seductively: I bet you’d like to see me with less clothes on…
Regulus, taking James’ glasses: I bet you’d like to see.
Peter: some of us - I don't wanna name names - got pretty drunk last night and got with one of the Blacks
Remus: is it me?
Peter: no
James: is it me?
Peter: ...it's not Remus...
The Marauders era Slytherins
Btw Barty has a set of moles on his neck that Evan likes to kiss away, just so you know
Oh and she’s a Slytherin. It’s a fact.
Petunia Dursley Freya Mavor
Rabastian Lestrange
Rodolphus Lestrange
Regulus Arcturus Black Timothee Chalemet
Bartemius Crouch jr Maxence Danet-Fauvel
Evan Rosier Hugh Laughton Scott and Evan Peters
Dorcas Meadowes Lovie Simone
Emmeline Vance Felicity Jones
Severus Snape Louie Garrel
Narcissa Black-Malfoy Anya Taylor-Joy
Bellatrix Black-Lestrange Katie Mcgrath
Andromeda Tonks Keira Knightley
Lucius Malfoy Harry Loyd
Pandora Lestrange Elle fanning and Hunter Schafer
Edward Tonks Sam Claflin
Xenophillius Lovegood Jamie Campbell
Walburga Black Eva Green
Orion Black Colin Firth
Cygnus Black Tom Hiddleston
Druella Black Michelle Pfeiffer
Sirius Orion Black Ben Barnes
James Fleamont potter Reiky De Valk and Aron Taylor-Johnson
Peter Pettigrew Dane Dehaan
Remus John Lupin Andrew Garfield
Lilly Evans Sophie Skelton
Mary Macdonald Sofia Bryant
Marlene Mckinnon Beabadoobee
Alice Forscue Carey Mulligan
Frank Longbottom David Lambert
Molly Prewitt Rose Leslie
Arthur Weasley Caleb Landry Jones
Fabian Prewitt Oliver Dale
Gideon Prewitt Tymon Rutkowski
happy akaashi day 🦉
all my monthly haikyuu backgrounds for 2022!
(free) backgrounds are available in my ko-fi shop!
Is this anonymous? If so. The grinch got a dumpy
It is not, but you’re right. He absolutely does.
# I like big buts and I can not lie
OH, THE MISERY arcane having an amazing soundtrack
I just love Clint thinking Matt is a dick, and he's right, but not for the reason he's thinking.
clint barton being thrown into a dumpster only to find out that he is not the only one in that dumpster
matt murdock being slightly offended that someone else has been thrown into his dumpster
(Clear throat)
Hear me out.
Miraculous Ladybug/Batfamily Bio Dad au.
But with a twist!
This time, Bruce Wayne isn't Marinette's biological father.
...he's Luka's.
Now imagine, if you would, that through some some unknown means, one or more members of the Batfamily find out that Bruce Wayne has another biological son in France. This wouldn't be so bad, except that one of the ones who finds out is none other than Damien.
Damien Wayne, who was raised as an assassin, struggles understanding what is "socially appropriate", has pride issues, and up until now has felt secure in his place within the family on the basis of being the Batman's only "true" son.
So he takes it upon himself to "challenge" this potential usurper. He would "test" this Luka Couffaine and prove that he couldn't possibly be a true son of the Bat!
Only problem is that his attempts to test Luka...keep going wrong.
Particularly whenever some weird pig-tailed girl in pink is around.
He tries to throw one of his projectiles at Luka to test his sensory ability and reflexes. The girl trips into Luka and causes them both to be moved out of the way just in time.
He tries again. The girl grabs Luka to pull him over to observe some silly poster!
He tries to put something in Luka's food to judge his tolerance or see if he will notice. The girl spills the dish and ruins the whole thing!
And he could swear she knows he's there!
Then when he attempts an ambush in the middle of the night when Luka is alone and away from that girl, she STILL shows up in a leather suit and helmet to ambush HIM instead!
Clearly there can only be one explanation for this...
That girl must be a member of the League of Shadows sent to target Luka Couffaine as some sort of mission!
He returns to Gotham to reveal this conspiracy to his family.
But it's too late. Luka has already been notified of Bruce Wayne being his father and has come for a visit.
With the girl in tow.
The girl who is...glaring at Damien.
A lot.
Damien: See? She's evil!
Tim: Maybe she just doesn't like you? Like any rational person would?
Jason: To be fair, you're not exactly the easiest person to get along with.
Tim: Well, I mean...it's possible? Just because we can't find any link between her and the League doesn't mean she's not with them. Who is this "Master Fu" guy anyway?
Jason: Are you serious? She's like a little pixie! She doesn't look like she has it in her to hate anyone!
Damien: Well why else would she dislike me?
Dick Grayson, who has had superhero girlfriends before and seems to have figured out what's going on: Damien, maybe she's mad at you because you keep crashing her dates to try to attack her boyfriend?
Damien: ...don't be absurd! Clearly she's an assassin!
(The others don't look convinced.)
Damien: (Looks to Marinette)
Marinette: (Glaring at Damien)
Luka: (Turns to look at Marinette)
Marinette: (Bright smiles and sweetness)
Luka: (Looks away)
Marinette: (GLARING AT DAMIEN)
Boys: ...
Jason: Damien, what the hell did you DO?
Damien: How is this MY fault?!
Jason: You're the one she's glaring at!
Dick: (Sighs and shakes head) Oh boy.
Iida: your brothers a lil bitch
Iida removed a message
Iida: sorry wrong chat
Pinky: i wasnt the only person who saw that right
Blasty: dont call me a bitch!
pikapi: i saw it tooo
u'll float 2: how do you know he was talking to you
Iida is offline
flex tape: @Iida
frog queen:@Iida
Katy perry:@Iida
Iida is online
Iida: no
blasty: you wanna fite we gon fite
lida: yeezzys
Flex tape: ...
Pinky:...
pikapi:...
Flex tape: WHEEEEEEZE
hardboi: bro....
hardboi: did that really just happen
u'll float 2: hold up
u'll float 2: whats this about another chat
frog queen: i was unaware you talked to anyone other than our class
Iida: ... ouch
arise my son: dead
Iida: i have other friends
hardboi: can we meet them?
Pinky: yeeeeeeee
Pinky: we wana met your friends
Pinky: meat
Pinky: meet
Pinky: twaz using the micraphone cause im
Pinky: l a z z y
Sparkle: ~S A M E T H O~
blasty: NO
blasty: DONT DO THAT
Pinky: DO IT
Iida added xxx xxx xxx
xxx xxx xxx: Hi you've reached bakugo, i think you've got the wrong number
blasty changed xxx xxx xxx nickname to lil brother bitch
lil brother bitch: i take it back it seems you do not
lil brother bitch changed blasty nickname to a lil bigger brother bitch
lil brother bitch: so wassup
a lil bigger brother bitch: read up
a lil bigger brother bitch: that bitch called me a lil bitch
Iida: ...
lil brother bitch: i mean he not wrong
Iida: spirit hi fives
lil brother bitch changed Iida nickname to sonic but kinda hot
Pinky: what just happened
INVISA BOO: I AM SO CONFUSED
pikapi: i didnt know you had a little brother
a lil bigger brother bitch: well i do
lil brother bitch: YOUR NOT EVEN THAT MUCH OLDER THAN ME
a lil bigger brother bitch: YOUR A CHILD
lil brother bitch: WERE THE SAME AGE!
sonic but kina hot: stopppppppppp itttttttttttt
a lil bigger brother bitch: shut up!
lil brother bitch: dont tell him to shut up!
a lil bigger brother bitch: ILL DO WHAT I WANT
lil brother bitch: WE GON FITE
sonic but kinda hot: i got my dola store camera
sonic but kinda hot: oN
u'll float 2: WHAT IS HAPPENING
sparkle: ...
frog queen: ummmm
Katy pery: ...
Flex tape: HE JUST
pikapi: THAT JUST
Pinky: I CANT EVEN
hardboi: hang on back up, who are you
lil brother bitch: hiii im izuku bakugo Tenya Iida, Iida, sonic but kind hot Momo Yaoyorozu, richie rich Izuku Midoriya, lil brother bitch Ochaco Uraraka, u'll float 2 Katsuki Bakugo, blasty, a lil bigger brother bitch Yuga Aoyama, sparkle Mina Ashido, Pinky Tsuyu Asui, frog queen Mashirao Ojiro, monkey Denki Kaminari, pikapi Eijiro Kirishima, hardboi Koji Koda, snow white Rikido Sato, strongboi Mezo Shoji, manny arms Kyoka Jiro, hot topic employee Hanta Sero, Flex tape Fumikage Tokoyami, arise my son Shoto Todoroki, katy perry Toru Hagakure, INVISA BOO
Peter loses a civilian, it was a simple mugging, 2 guys, they cornered the woman, she was 24, and newly married, she and her husband had married early when she fell pregnant at 21, Spider-Man jumped down into the alley way and webbed the two men to the wall just as the gunshot went off, there were three men. she dropped to the ground and peter quickly ran to her side, the man ran off with her bag and the gun, she wasn't moving.
He got home that night and went straight to his room, everyone was either already sleeping or just assumed he was tired. When he came out no one was still in the common room, everyone had moved to their own room. He walked out in black tights and a tight shirt, bright red ballet shoes in his hand, tears had stopped falling but the evidence was still there.
They were the last thing Ben had brought him before he died, he hadn't danced since Ben's death. He tried, he got up like nothing was wrong, and may drove him to his lesson. He had to tell her where it was, she didn't know, Ben was always the one to drive him. He broke in his new shoes, never worn before, then put them on. He walked to the bar and put his hand on it before he broke down in tears and ran back out to the car, where he took off his shoes. They were only worn once before they went back into the box they came in.
He had FRIDAY take him down to the main training room, it had mirrors and a ballet bar for Natasha, Tony put it in once he found out she did ballet. he sat down and slid the shoes on before tying them up, they still fit as perfectly as they did the first time, he stood on point before walking to the bar and stretching, first he did common stretches before going into intense stretching and finding comfort in the burn, 15 minutes later he walked to the center of the little dance area, he took a deep breath in, "FRIDAY, can you put the room on lockdown please, I don't want anyone coming in" "are you sure peter you seem distressed?" "yes FRIDAY- please" "the room is on lockdown", he looked in the mirror and stuck his leg out, bent his other leg and took another deep breath, then spun.
Three spins later he put his leg down and then repeated the motion, leg out, bend knee and spin, after the first spin tears started to fall down his cheeks again. One after the other, he didn't stop until he had done 100; he took a water bottle from the mini fridge in the corner before taking his place in the center of the room again and starting again.
AO3: Midoriya the secret significant other
Ito Sero the secret older sister and girlfriend!
izuku midoriya-bakugo the secret brother and boyfriend!
The proper way to end a date
marauders era
marauders era part 2
Whos Izzy?
How we deal with grief
Gay women’s empowerment in the 50′s
Summary; Bakugou gets a message form 'Izzy' his supposed girlfriend, but when class 1a goes to be consulted for their new hero suits they realise just how wrong they were.
"hey Bakugou you got 2 messages"Kaminari yelled from the lounge room "it's from Mei and, DUDE you gotta girlfriend!" he yells and catches the attention of the rest of the Bakusquad "bro whos Izzy, is she your girlfriend" Kirishima teases, Bakugou simply takes his phone off of Kaminari and replies with a short and sweet "no" then he walks back to the kitchen, the squad exchange a look the then get up and follow after Bakugou, who stands at the stove mixing his curry and smiling at his phone, "whatcha smiling at Bakugou" Sero wiggles his eyebrows "nunya" Bakugou smiles at his phone messages 'Izzy' back before sliding his phone into his back pocket and continuing to make the class dinner, "who hungry".
the conversation at the dinner table is interesting, "hey did you know that some support group class blew up a workshop" Hagakure said sparking a new conversation "yeah it was Hatsumei and someone else" Uraraka says "it was Bakugous girlfriend!" Kaminari yells "what?!" the class all looks to Bakugou "I don't have a girlfriend" he simply says "yes you do, you got a message earlier from 'Izzy' saying I just blew someone up and a message from Mei? saying I've been blown up" Mina says "Mei is Hatsumei-sans first name kerro," Tsu says then Kirishima complains "how come you call her by her first name but not us" "I call a lot of people by their first name" "oh yeah who else are you sure your no dating Hatsumi-Sama"Mina taunts and Bakugou rolls his eyes starting to get annoyed with the constant chattering and questioning, so he shuts them up by proving them wrong, "I call Hitoshi by his first name and he's not my girlfriend" and that does it their all quiet "...*cricket noise*..." well not all good things last, "WHAT!" "I don't have a girlfriend, I happen to call them both by their first name because I was asked to, no I will not call you by your first names leave me alone or you'll be cooking for yourselves I happen to know that the support classes like my cooking and wouldn't mind if I use their kitchen" he then gets up and leaves, "wait a second how do you know the support classes!" Kaminari yells after him, "wasn't that weird" Jiro says and goes back to eating and conversing with Momo.
The next day
"today we will be taking a trip down to support class 1-H but as the word travels fast 2 students yesterday were testing something and blew it up so I have a warning from power loader" he reads from a piece of paper "stay outside of the rainbow line that is dangerous territory and I will not be responsible for any casualties, you never know how exaggerated notes can be, so stay clear of the rainbow line" the class tuck in their chairs and start to walk to the classroom.
"hey Bakugou what class Is your girlfriend in?" he groans in response before yelling "I don't have a girlfriend" they all groan back "guys guys you're doing it all wrong, what class is 'izzy' in?" Kaminari asks with a smug smile, Bakugou glares at them "this one" "ha ha were going to meet your girlfriend how do you feel about that" "I think you should refrain from tormenting our classmates Kaminari," Iida says doing his robot dance "but Iida arent you a little curious about Bakugous girlfriend I mean think about it who would want to date him," Uraraka says trying to persuade her boyfriend and in̶t̶e̶n̶t̶i̶o̶n̶a̶l̶ly̶ unintentionally insulting Bakugou "what was that ROUND FACE!" he screamed, "he's just proving my point!" Iida looked conflicted considering his options "I will admit to being curious as to who Bakugous girlfriend is" Bakugou was just about to yell something back when they arrived at the classroom, the door opened and the class was greeted by a messy Mei Hatsumei
"Kat, Kat, Kat did you watch the video of the explosion I sent you!" she jumped up and down, Katsuki pushed to the front of the group "good morning to you too Mei I slept well as well" he said sarcastically "oh right manners Mei, good moring Kat," her hair was messy and there was still patches of her last explosion on her body and clothes "yes I saw the video, I watched it this morning, have you started making baby number 4 yet" "yep wanna watch?" "call me when your testing, ill watch then" the students behind them were horrified "Hatsumi!, bakugou! your traumatizing students!" power loader yelled "pfft, anyway wanna make a baby with me" "id love to it sounds fun id love to get my hands dirty" some of the support class students started laughing knowing exactly what was going on, and power loader just sighed "oh and 'Izzy's looking forward to making a baby with you~" she cooed "ok that's enough, ground rules, try not to touch anything unless necessary, stay out of the rainbow area and don't touch anything that says 'Izzy' or Mei now just look around for your suit and go"power loader stepped in and stopped their ridiculous conversation and some of the students looked around for their suits but others stayed and watched Bakugou, he walked into the rainbow area the class looked over there but didn't see a petite blonde named 'Izzy', Bakugou walked over to a green-haired boy and hugged him from behind making him turn around, he put his "baby" down and put his hands on Bakugous waist "hi kitten" he said " hi Izu" Bakugou turned to his classmates and stuck out his tongue, Mei laughed loudly form her workspace, a screwdriver in one hand and a blowtorch in the other "that's 'izzy'" she pointed to the boy still laughing "WHAT!" Bakugou leaned forward and kissed the boy "he came second last year in the sports festival" Momo said "yep, I did" he said "hi im Izuku Midoriya Katsukis boyfriend" Kat started laughing and so did Mei, "you thought he was straight, that's the funnest thing I've heard since vine" they were expecting something completely different not this hes 6ft with a green undercut and a dangley cross earring, hes muscly and tall and the complete opposite of the girl they were picturing.
A repost from my AO3, My AO3 is linked in my bio.
A little background information, Midoriya is replaced by Shinsou in class 1a. Her name is not Izuku it's Ito. She is not a Midoriya she is a Sero. So how I see it is it is Midoriya (her name is diferent and so is her quirk, it's just as if she was born into a diferent family). You don't have to see it like that if you prefer Ito could just be an oc (and she kinda is), maybe Midoriya just didn't go to UA I don't know. I'm not sure how to explain it so I hope I've done a good job.
Kaminari and Sero were friends before UA, this is common knowledge around class 1a so it was weird to see them fight.
"DUDE! how could you do this to me!" Sero yelled at Kaminari looking absolutely betrayed "I'm sorry dude i just couldn't help myself!" he yelled back waving his arms all about, they each took a step in looking ready to fight when a girl walked through the small crowd of 1A students and shot 2 strings from her arms, the two strings stuck to the boy's backpack and shirts before the strings retracted and broke off pulling both boys to the ground with a spider like string stuck to each of them.
Ito Sero! Quirk: silk string she has spider like organs in her inner elbows, she can shoot and produce long silk like strings she can also retract them.
"Ito! marry me" Kaminari yelled at her back. the girl turned around and blew a straight armed kiss at Kami, pointing at him when she was done as she said "yes" seriously.
"NO! im sure there is a rule in the bro code about dating your best friends twin sister!", Sero yelled still sitting on the ground next to Kaminari, "mmmm, I don't know about that" Kami said at the same time as Ito said, "he can't read". Ito and Kaminari turned to glare at each other, "i don't wanna marry you now" Kami said, "I’ve read the bro code, your not allowed to anyway" she huffed out and turned to face away from the electric boy and looked at her brother still on the ground. "Time to go?" he nodded and she helped him up. The two of them started to walk away, "ITO, HANTA! WAIT FOR ME!" Kaminari yelled running to catch up, jumping on the two of them when he did, leaving the remaining Class 1A members to look on in different stages of shock and confusion as the three of them walked off.