Latest Posts by safetys-issors - Page 2
the fact that we as a society have the muppets and they are not everywhere in our cultural consciousness is appalling. why aren't the muppets hosting the oscars. why aren't the muppets commentating the olympics. why aren't the muppets coming to a theatre near me every year with a new adaptation of a classic novel. genuinely what are we doing.
When I was a kid I didn't understand the blue man group were like, performers, I thought that's just how they acted all the time and also happened to play drums or something
the last known survivor seems to stalk his prey in the night
I have to say it. 'enemies to lovers' started going down the shitter when people began treating it like 'people who kind of annoy each other to lovers' ENEMIES to LOVERS is about if two girls FOR REAL want to KILL each other
Sometimes a family is a violin teacher who is also an unwilling agent of Hell, her housekeeper, her student (a trans runaway sex worker), her girlfriend (an alien donut lady), and the donut lady's family (gourmand aunt, emotional/intellectual twins, average teenage boy, and hologram daughter).
when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack
carly rae jepsen was actually a genius for writing "before you came into my life, i missed you so bad" i'm sorry y'all didn't understand her
Sorry, Steve and Owen said they were gay so you're not allowed to see them as friends (/J)
I love how in yellowjackets the implied cannibalism is a quasi-religious ritual portrayed with horrific awe, but in class of 07 my aussie girlies are like "fuck it we've boiled the last shoe let's host a survivor tribal council to vote who we eat" and then they film it like survivor elimination. thas what I call a cultural dichotomy innit
I rewatched the second movie today, and noticed this.
You can't look at this picture, and say that they are just friends. You can't.
superhero fans how's it feel to be winning
Sappy as it may sound, NATM’s message of “an interest in history makes it come alive” is brilliant.
You don’t need a magic tablet to bring museum exhibits to life. All you need to do is harbor an interest in the subject! Go visit your local museum, get books from your library, read about historical figures, and get involved in learning about different people and cultures.
The real magic is learning because that is what keeps history alive. And that’s the entire message of the NATM trilogy, which is something I find truly beautiful.
They are studying us in petri dishes
behind every hot girl is a deep history with paramore
I don't know (?)
Jfk killed himself
This fucks exponentially no more "good rep" I want exclusively bad evil metal hardcore rep
other fandoms can only dream of what the night at the museum fandom has. which is a pathetic man being picked up by the scruff of the neck like a cat onscreen.
like this.
me reading the overwhelmingly negative comments on the new night at the museum animated trailer complaining about another soulless reboot from disney while i’m sitting here thinking it looks cute and fun, happy to have new content since 2015
bro i love dr pepper this is working out perfectly
if we lived in the same state would you go on a romantic backyard date with me and watch the night at the museum trilogy and the 4th one when it comes out be so honest with me
yes i absolutely would but ONLY if you have dr pepper
I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship
Wanted to draw this bit from the original script
yeah natm 4 will probably be 3d animated but consider: I really want to see them guys in 2d animation
KAHMUNRAH RISES AGAIN OFFICIAL PEEK IM FEELING SO NORMAL
AUDIENCE ERUPTS INTO APPLAUSE MARK YOUR CALENDARS ITS ACTUALLY REAL TANGIBLE REAL EVIDENCE IT EXISTS AND ITS COMING AND ITS REAAJDKKLHKJKKNMCL
NATM
I want a relationship like whatever that cowboy and roman had going on in that one museum movie.
yes and its so interesting and they also know the life of the historical figure they are and thats just so cool
Anyway did ya'll know that the exhibits being aware during the day is canon?
because it is
how is everyone not wailing and shouting in the streets everytime a new james webb telescope image comes out how are people not immediately rent asunder by the terrifying beauty of space with every new release