safetys-issors
whatever the hell i want
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👆 truest shit anyones ever said
Not that there's anything wrong with having something wrong with you
I think we're due for a comic where Cass just solos the entire family like I know that powerscaling isn't actually important in comics and that telling a good story is key but consider: dudebros are annoying and stupid and they're getting too misogynistic about her so I need someone to write one story where she just effortlessly slams the family including Bruce and then we can get back to telling the emotionally compelling and heartwrenching stories.
“i want a female character who gets to kick ass without having to trade away her “girly” traits—” my liege, the children long for buffy the vampire slayer
give battinson a robin and have it be stephanie brown
sometimes i feel like im climing up this incline again alone but thankully sisypus and the itsy bitsy spider and here with me
"kill them with kindness" wrong. bat attack
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we've done it again folks
give me a hot take on peanuts
charlie wasnt even that bad at baseball they were just mean to him
Merry Christmas from Batman and the robins!!!
¡Feliz navidad de parte de Batman y sus Robins!
No alcance a pintar en digital entonces toca dibujar a mano jajajaja
Y de obsequio un panel que me encanta!
If these Robins work together, the world will burn.!!!
Si estos Robins trabajan juntos, el mundo ardería!
i hate you streaming services i hate you eight episode seasons i hate you cancelling popular shows i hate you i hate you i hate you
tried thinking about the batfam timeline and how all of their ages work in relation to one another while falling asleep.
i am now wide awake. confused and enraged.
Both kinds of Bioware girls got a lot of rep at the 2024 VMAs
the children. they yearn for a monster of the week show
phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation
what i like about snoopy is that hes a dog. And i like that
you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!
jrr tolkien does not get enough credit for his funny bitch move of inventing the word ‘gentlehobbit’
happy pride to them. and only them.
Roughly like 10 people make up the gearbreakera fandom despite it being one of the best goddamn book series I’ve ever read and it’s so fucking annoying
happy pride month to these two and these two only
Tablet Theory: The exhibits don't actually get their historical figure's personality and memories, they get what the person who created them believes those memories and personality to be (or the more needlessly complicated but poetic version: they take on what museum visitors believe about them). This would only affect exhibits who were created by someone else, so it wouldn't apply to Ahk and his family (or Rexy/the other animals, but we wouldn't be able to tell either way).
This is how Teddy, who irl apparently said some fucked up things about Native Americans, was able to fall in love with Sacagawea. It could mean that mummy!Kahmunrah is more chill than wax statue!Kahmunrah. It could also solve the potential paradox of museum exhibits knowing things about themselves/their time periods that historians don't know (just ignore the end of NATM 1. It's my bedtime) and then sharing that with random people during the night program.
The way I'm explaining it being canonically stated (in the books I think) that the exhibits take on the memories and personalities of their irl counterparts is that that's from the perspective of Larry/Nick, who don't know that it's not quite right.
beat bobby flay is objectively the stupidest food competition show. by pitting this man against the best chefs in the world and having him come up with recipes on the fly in styles he's not an expert in they are not beating bobby flay. they are only making him stronger. even when he loses he wins. by the time this show ends bobby flay will be an immortal chef deity and the whole world will be fucked
house of leaves is the perfect book for people who love wikipedia but wish it could be scarier
the fact that none of the night at the museum movies were rated over 50% by critics is a reminder that some ppl don’t know how to have fun. the first two movies were flawless. a night watch guard has to babysit museum displays that come to life, complete w old school villains and endless historical crossovers? incredible concept, incredible execution
Out of Touch
you might bethinking "its so over" but the sun will rise tomorrow and youll be like "omg. its so back." remember this