Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You Didn’t Tell Me You Had A Beast In Your House.

"you should be at the club" i should be sleeping peacefully at sunningrocks

oh u can have this post i don’t want it

small comp of random and funny twosentencehorror (and 2sentence2horror) posts

i have others but don't feel like sifting through 500+ files for them right now

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so excited for these three new emojis in particular

faded blue house portrait hanging on the wall at the local urgentcare

Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

airplanes should play videos of meat processing basically nonstop with no means of volume control or turning off the screen

Starting off this mess of a blog with my spidersona (and boy am I late to post this-).

Anyways her names (S)pyro-man,