I’m Not Risking It

If you see me looking zoned out it’s cuz im having a therapy session with myself in my head

it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

For anyone who needs it

going thru phone pics and found this thing that was tacked up next to the toaster at my old job, if anyone needs some light toast eating reading material

the most unrealistic thing about harry potter

is that no teacher ever called him James by accident, or that Ron never was called “Bill-, eh Charl-, no Per-, argh!”

Coming into a fandom late

I-

John Mulaney on his way to murder Princess Diana

im just gonna watch this on a loop until we get the trailer

roman deserves a pretty skirt, as a treat ✨🎀

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the hargreeves siblings

check the notes for the jpeg versions!

ha?

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