It's 2022. Donald Trump Has Died In Disgrace Days After Being Impeached And Jailed. My Chemical Romance's

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in grade 6 and every time we had a movie day or class party id ask my mom for a can of doctor pepper but i had to keep it in my backpack and it always got shaken up and would explode when i opened it bcus we all know dr pepper has much more chaos inside the can than any other soda and anyways my whole class instinctively knew every time that my doctor pepper would explode and we'd have to pause the movie and clean it up and id usually be covered in dr pepper for the rest of the day and be super embarrassed and this happened to me about twelve times throughout the year. you might be wondering why i couldnt keep my dr pepper in my locker until we watched the movie and its because i didnt have a locker in grade six after i left a piece of pumpkin pie that my teacher gave me in there for a month and it rotted and molded so bad and there were maggots everywhere so one day i locked the locker and refused to open it ever again so for a whole year i carried all my stuff around because i was afraid to go to admin and tell them about my maggot pie because someone started a rumor that if the principle figured out you did something bad she would lock you down in the basement storage room that was infamous for having a giant rat that lived inside of it and i was afraid of rats after seeing ratatouille because i thought a rat might climb inside my hair and start controlling me and force me to do things i didnt want to do like make soup

You can pry this headcannon out of my cold, dead, hands ✨

Jake Peralta was in love with Stevie Schillens and no one can convince me otherwise.

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Virgil and Janus act like salty exes and Logan and Janus act just like Madeline Wuntch and Raymond Holt and i do not take constructive criticism

Lord of the rings but it’s a road trip through middle earth running from the police (the orcs). When Sam and Frodo separate from the fellowship, they’re actually stealing a motorbike and continue through middle earth to put the ring in Mordor who is actually a mafia boss. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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I feel like this is definitely something Roman would say

Bro, DON'T tempt me, I don't wanna pull out my sword and flirt with you. DON'T.

I would watch the frick out of this

Truman Show The Umbrella Academy AU

Why isn’t there an au in which TUA cast is in a Truman situation???? It would be so interesting like instead of being an abusive old man who bought kids to turn them into a superhero team. He bought these kids that the media was already like whaaaat? / interest in. Because all the mothers weren’t pregnant the day before. And he just made them their whole childhood into a show??????

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yr locked in a room alone with three adult men but you feel perfectly safe. who are they