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Oh Lordy I can feel the sass. 🌚

what the fuck

Tyler Oakley doesn’t deserve to have a book. A book about what? How to work a webcam? How to have a lisp? How to polish your glasses? How to tweet? How to use YouTube? I’m confused. I think this might be the most goddamn boring thing ever released. It’s called BINGE… really bitch… you’re the most vanilla thing I’ve ever seen.

I'm gonna rant

My boyfriend just dumped me so pardon me. He left me because he doesn't love who I've grown to be. Totally understandable. Not going to pressure you to stay in a relationship where you don't love the other person. I'm actually really ok with this break up. The shitty part is I left one of the best relationships I've ever had to be with this man I thought was going to be my one. I was so sure that we were going to be together forever and we were perfect for each other. There were so many warnings though! I lost all of my friends! I thought 'oh if they're leaving me cause I'm dating this guy then they aren't real friends'. I left an amazing man but I thought 'Oh he's so much younger than me it'll never work anyways'. He started acting shitty right when we got together! Like holy Cthulhu was I blind?! So now I'm trying so fucking hard to repair all the damage I caused for a man who didn't even want me in the end. I can get my friends back.. But now I'm just left with so many 'what ifs' about that relationship I tore apart for him. That sucks. For anyone who reads this here's a little advice: Don't overhaul your life for ANYONE. If they really want to be in your life they will work around what you have set up. Don't change your dreams and goals to satisfy the other person. Don't let them walk all over you. You have a voice and you should speak up if something bothers you. You never have to stay. I don't care if you're on your fourth kid with this person and have no family to turn to. You can still leave if you want to, there are places you can go to get the help to leave. Don't let any significant other make you feel trapped. If being with someone takes a lot of change and really hurts than its not a good idea. Being in love should never hurt you. There's my advice. I just made a really stupid mistake. If you've read all of this I actually do love giving advice and receiving it myself. So feel free to message me. Always looking for a friend.

I wonder if Morgan Freeman hates the way his voice sounds on recordings

Gordon Ramsey should make a show where he reviews high school kitchens.

It's the geese from the aristocats!

Me, on a date: So do you watch game grumps?

Them: Yeah, but I prefer Jon, not Dan.

Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse: Sorry I have to go home right now immediately

A post about romantic relationships

so I’ve been in a relationship for 5 years now. And I see a lot of posts about how people think relationships mean having butterflies forever, your heart beating faster when they walk into a room, about cuddling together every night, legs intertwined, that you’d be so happy to live together you’d sleep on a double bed with each other every night.

And its not really like that, at least not to me.

You stop getting the butterflies when you live together. Your heart no longer speeds up when you see them, but instead, everything calms down. When youre in the room with them, you feel calm, and secure. When you cuddle them you feel your heart beat slow, and the sound of their breathing carry you towards comfort. It doesnt feel like a roller coaster anymore, it feels like home.

You don’t sleep curled up with each other every night, legs twisted between theirs so tight its hard to tell where yours begin and theirs end.

Instead, you sleep comfortably, side by side, sometimes facing different directions. But every night, you find yourself scooting backwards on the bed so you bump into them. You snuggle against their arm, or stroke their hair as they fall asleep. There are nights when my boyfriend, in his sleep, reaches around me and pulls me to him, like a child with his teddybear, like I am his comfort.

 In the wee hours of the morning before the dawn breaks, when the world is blue and you see through cracked eyes, you curl into their chest and inhale their scent before drifting back to sleep. 

Kisses aren’t always romantic and firey anymore. But there are so much more of them now. There are cold kisses when you’re eating ice cream in the summer, and sticky kisses over breakfast pancakes. There’s “im leaving now” kisses, and “one more kiss before you go” kisses. There’s sleepy morning kisses before work, when you don’t remember the alarm going off but instead the press of their lips against yours is what brings you into the day.

There’s kisses before sleep, and, you are so sweet with the things you do kisses. There’s kisses because you treat animals so tenderly, and I’m so glad i’m with you and not someone else kisses. There’s quick kisses in the aisles of the grocery store, when its loud and you gravitate together, when instead of having your own personal space and their own personal space, its both of yours together, and you step into their chest to take up less area together. 

You don’t always text each other with confessions of love and care like you used to, because that’s a given now, and you’ve moved on to quirky inside jokes about the life youve built together. You share looks of exasperation and amusement in public, your own little world against the outside one. 

Relationships aren’t always a fairy tale. They’re not always fireworks and sparks, at least, after the start.

But they are a quiet rhythm and hum of love and care. It’s not a fire in your soul, but one in your hearth, keeping you warm and comfortable, comforting you as you drowsily drift into sleep.

And I love that.

here is the dress I said I was going to post yesterday. made by me~

this took me like an hour to post because the internet here sucks right now. then when I thought I got it to post it was on my other blog so I had to delete that post and make a new one on here -_-

This is Once Upon A Time for me

that show you have every intention of watching and you are 100% confident that you’ll love but you refuse to watch right now because its not the right time.

a jurassic park game where you “build your own park” and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock

then when you’ve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now you’re playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble you’re in for the second 

I think the sign of a true soulmate isn’t someone you just want to do the super cool stuff with. A real soulmate is the person who makes any ordinary day fun. Some people make all these huge plans to do with their special someone, fuck that. Find someone who you can take grocery shopping and still have a blast with. Find someone who makes you look forward to waking up on Monday.

(via sundaylatte)

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

Relationship Advice via @michaelgclifford

Thank you so much and you really look fantastic!

I just started following you and I'm so impressed by your progress! I'm scared to really commit to losing the weight because of the excess skin. Is there any way you know to help in preventing that?

Thank you so much 🙈💚

I would just like to say that as soon as I read your message I whipped my top off 😅 bare with me, it’ll make sense in a minute..

I whipped it off and took these photos, like literally 2 minutes ago..

I must confess I have never been worried about excess skin or preventing it because I consider my health much more important than a bit of flappy chub chub skin. Having said that, as you can hopefully see from the above, losing 111 lbs so far I don’t really have excess skin! Luckily as I’m losing weight, by exercising consistently my skin is tightening as I go along, obviously not into rock hard abs yet but it’s certainly not flopping over!

Please, please, please don’t let excess skin be a reason for not making the best change of your life, I personally think floppy excess skin which is a medal of your success is waaaay better than a solid podgy lump, which can also be tightened over time!

I’m sorry I can’t give you any preventative tips as I am literally just trial and erroring this myself as I go along! Everyone is different and we’ll never know how a body will look after weight loss until we try! I do purely cardio though so maybe I’m just sweating it all off? 😅

Good luck friend 👊

Chapter 4 Feels

I swear this chapter hit me so hard. I feel like the whole series has just be revived for me. I feel like I'm ten again reading it for the first time and getting so excited yelling at my screen saying "WHAT NEXT?!" Sarada is just too precious throughout this chapter and shows just how much love the uchiha have. Naruto is such a dad. The protectiveness, the caring, and the jokes are just too much. Not to mention the pure nostalgia from him comparing sarada to her parents. Now Sasuke... I oddly understand why he reacted the way he did. He hasn't seen sarada in years. He had no idea how his daughter would turn out. There's always the possibility he doesn't know about her. Slim possibility from the way sakura told sarada her dad knows how she feels, but a possibility none the less. Anyways sasuke is just reacting on what's happened recently. We've all seen through the series sasuke doesn't have flawless judgment. Now the only other thing I have to say is tHAT NARUTO NEEDS TO GET HIS ASS IN THERE AND STOP SASUKE FROM HURTING THAT PRECIOUS BABY.

I've been working out for the past week. I feel like I'm doing it wrong but I'm sore in the morning and I've always been told that's the point. So any tips or diet experience please throw my way? I'm 210 pounds and trying.

Reblog if you worked out today.

I’ll follow you.

Loud commercials should be ban on asmr videos

Hi I'll be auditioning for the role of those days I just want to go to school and I'll be singing "down with the sickness" by Disturbed

Love it. Want it.

http://givemeunicorns.tumblr.com/post/109321422068/okay-so-myth-retellings-are-a-thing-now-i-guess

Okay so myth retellings are a thing now, I guess, so I would like to humbly request a novel about Hades and Persephone where Persephone is like “wow you’re kind of cute for the whole I run the world of the dead thing” and Hades just turns all blushy and is like “but you are literally a garden and...

I need a fic of sasuhina where 700 is cannon but Sasuke and Hinata are both regretting their choices. Maybe they bump into each other picking up their kids from school and start talking or maybe at a team 7 reunion. I just want a cheating fic of them trying so hard to keep the relationship secret.

You guys are super weird. I LOVE sasunaru and always will. I'll still look at the art and read the fics. Sasusaku happened though and so did Naruhina! I'm so happy for the boys and I'm so proud of them! This has been such a huge part of my life and I can't help but be overjoyed at the fact that my boys are happy! I NEVER liked Sakura but I will admit she grew, I will appreciate her character growth, and I will be happy with the fact that she makes sasuke happy. I like hinata and naruto together and have no complaints. I adore all of their children! I would love them all to be friends. Us as the fandom do not get to choose the end. We do get to support each other in our love for the series as a whole. So my ship sunk? Big deal. I'll always pair them in my heart. So your ship sailed? Great for you! I'm so happy for you! But please don't bash me just because I still love sasunaru.

Diet advice

I started working and since then I haven't been eating regularly. I am gaining weight from the poor diet and I want to know of any way I can lose weight while on a tight schedule. Between work and school I usually only get one meal a day.

Reblogging for my new head canon.

http://sasuke.milk.is/post/101961484216/imagine-if-narusasu-happened-sasuke-would-go

Imagine if narusasu happened. Sasuke would go “traveling” like he wanted, and would occasionally scout for orphaned children with red hair that was traced to the Uzumaki lineage, and lost Uchiha children that awakened their Sharingan, confused and scared, and he would send them back to Konoha, to...

Reblog if Naruto ended for you with chapter 699.

Navia96!

Can we do another round of usernames for those who play Tapped Out who are looking for friends? :D

Ready, set, go!

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