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THIS IS SO PERFECT
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THAT’S ME FUCK NDBDBAKJJS FUCKING ME JUST GUYS PLZ
ep. 1: this can't get any gayer
ep. 2: this can't get any gayer
ep. 3: this can't get any gayer
ep. 4: this can't get any gayer
ep. 5: this can't get any gayer
ep. 6: this can't get any gayer
ep. 7: this can't get any gayer
ep. 8: if the dog dies i swear to god i will start killing people with my own two hands
I wanna do that one day
somewhere in the United States right now is the first woman president. she is watching this unfold and she is making plans.
Balance- basil, chamomile, comfrey, mullein, nettle, woodruff.
Blessings- chamomile, dianthus, elder flowers, fennel, mint, oats, rosemary, rue, vervain.
Cleansing/Purification- avens, Betony, benzoin, burdock, clove, hyssop, lavender, mullein, parsley, pine, rosemary, thyme, vervain, wormwood, yarrow.
Consecration- acacia, anise, basil, clover, dragon’s blood, hyssop, lavender, mistletoe, mugwort, rosemary, rue, sunflower, vervain.
Countering Negative Energies- agrimony, avens, fennel, holly, hyssop, motherwort, rowan, rue, vervain.
Courage- basil, borage, mullein, rosemary, thyme.
Creativity- anise seed, basil, catnip, hawthorn, lavender, St. Johnswort, vervain.
Divination- anise seed, basil, bay, cinquefoil, clover, damiana, dittany of Crete, eyebright, honeysuckle, hops, lavender, marigold, moonwort, mugwort, mullein, orange peel, rowan, thyme, vervain, woodruff, wormwood, yarrow.
Encourage Changes- dragon’s blood, linden, purple heather, woodruff.
Energy/Power/Strength- cinquefoil, dragon’s blood, elder flower, fennel, St. Johnswort, vervain, woodruff.
Forture/Justice- bay, bergamot, cinquefoil, lemon balm, orange peel, star anise, vervain, woodruff.
Happiness/Peace- fennel, lavender, loosestrifle, rosemary, vervain, yarrow.
Healing- cinquefoil, comfrey, coriander, hops, lavender, lemon balm, mullein, rosemary, rue, sage, St. Johnswort, tansy, thyme.
Love- apple, avens, basil, cardamon, catnip, dill flowers, elm, ginger, lavender, lemon balm, linden leaves, marigold, marjoram, moonwort, mustard seed, orange peel, red heather, rosemary, vetivert, willow, yarrow.
Meditation- acacia, benzoin, chamomile, frankincense, woodruff.
Money- basil, bergamot, chamomile, clove, dill seeds, mint, moonwort, nutmeg, oats, vetivert.
Protection/Defense- betony, burth, burdock, cumin, dianthus, dill leaves, fennel, fern, marjoram, mint, mugwort, mullein, mustard, parsley, rosemary, rue, sage, vervain, white heather, woodruff, wormwood, yarrow.
Psychic Awareness- bay, betony, burdock, cinnamon, elderflower, lavender, mace, marigold, star anise, woodruff.
Releasing Negativity- betony, clove, hyssop, mugwort, rosemary, St. Johnswort, thyme, vervain, vetivert, yarrow.
Sealing/Sending Positive Energy- angelica, wormwood.
Spirit Contact/Blessings- lilac, purple heather, mint, Solomon’s Seal.
Strength/Willpower- rosemary, St. Jpohnswort.
Wisdom- elder, sage, willow.
Source: Grimoire for the Green Witch- A Complete Book of Shadows by Ann Moura
I’M GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MAGICAL ASS WITCH SHOP AND WHY IT’S IMPORTANT TO YOU!
This place is called Maggie’s Pharm and it’s unique to my hometown of Memphis TN. They have existed for over 35 years now, surviving through the recession and managing to stay afloat when all else around them disappeared. They are locally owned and nearly ALL of their products are handmade. They have a phenomenal selection of oils and shampoos, as well as all kinds of medicinal remedies and teas and soaks to help those in need.
The great thing about them is that not only do the have superior customer service (some of the nicest and most helpful people I have EVER met, and their knowledge base is just amazing - you can ask them literally any question about their products, or ask for advice on how to achieve a certain outcome and they’ll ALWAYS answer with a polite and humble air. Very Educated), but they also DO NOT BOAST using their products in place of proper medical care for serious conditions. They advocate a harmony and melding of the two, and I think that’s just great.
BUT LET ME GET TO THE MEAT OF WHY I MADE THIS POST.
Guys. GUUUUUYS. They literally have every herb you could ever think of. And their spice collection is impressive as well. And everything is FRESH and NEW. They are constantly turning over and taking care of their products. Like, every time I’ve been in there, there’s some lady taking down the jars and examining them, refilling whats low or dumping what may have sat for too long. This shit is legit. These people take great pride in their work and it shows in the product. Maggie’s has never let me down in all these years (even before my witchy days, when I was simply going in there for their special tea blends and their homemade skin care products.)
The best part? Everything is reasonably priced. Nothing over the top.
For example, today I bought Jasmine, Chamomile, Thyme, Basil, Peppermint, Sandalwood, Red Rosebud Petals, Mugwort, Sage, Dandelion Root, Cayenne Pepper, Rosemary, Lavender AND a new mortar and pestle all for like 34 bucks. You can’t beat that dude.
Now why am I telling you all this, my dear witchy friends, when most likely you live very far away from this place and can’t access these wonders?
WELL GOOD NEWS. THEY SHIP.
I’m not sure about outside the US, you’d have to call and ask them, but I DO KNOW they can for sure send anywhere in the US. But LOOK GUYS. This is a great place and you can totally utilize it in your craft.
In a world where technology and the internet reign supreme, it’s nice to see that some truly magical homely places like this still exist in the world. I know its easy to buy online (and it may be a bit cheaper too) but please PLEASE give these guys a look and a shout out.
So please, if you can, give these lovely people a try. You won’t be disappointed I can promise you. And they deserve support more than you could ever know.
Thanks everyone <3 -hugs you all-
Watching Laverne Cox got me like
i would walk five hundred miles and i would walk five hundred more to be the man who walks a thousand miles to catch literally anything other than another motherfucking pidgey for the love of god
Gryffindor | Ravenclaw | Hufflepuff
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Getting excited every time the giant squid would swim past the glass in the common room
Having to stock up on warm clothes bc damn it gets cold in there
Everyone in the dorms having like ten blankets on their beds during winter
Having huge games of Chinese whispers at the Slytherin table which confuses the whole school as to why all the Slytherins are deadly silent
Having the sassiest and most sarcastic conversations ever with your house mates
Staying up late on Friday nights with loads of other slytherins and playing weird drinking games with firewhisky while the minors watch in awe
Always defending people from your house even if you’ve never talked to them before
Getting confused as to why Slytherin is supposed to be the “badass” house because what actually goes on in the common room is eating competitions and rap battles
Creating the strongest and most last-longing friendships
Passing notes in class
saying “fight me” under your breath to literally everything
So much swearing
Everyone swearing all the time that you forget that swearing is “bad”
Getting told off in class for swearing
“God fucking dammit i just spilled my fucking ink”
“Excuse me?”
“Sorry professor…slip of the tongue…”
Getting extremely stubborn when people tell you what to do, making you do the opposite.
Not being as huge a fan of Snape even though everyone thinks Slytherins worship him
Getting really annoyed when people are surprised at how lovely you are, despite being in Slytherin
Slytherin PRIDE
So this is how my friend and I are dealing with the RWBY chapter 3 finale
So I’ve been talking to and hanging out with this guy lately. He’s sweet and funny but the other day he said something that really crushed my already crippling self confidence. He was cuddling me and being super cute but then suddenly just starts poking my stomach and says “Have you ever thought about losing some weight? You’d look a lot better with just a little off”.
Like thanks it’s not like I’ve been trying for the past couple months or struggling against my own overeating problems. I’m still blown away by how rude he was
No Mark you shrank.
The best part about my birthday being tomorrow is my animal crossing villagers ❤️
I am so fucking proud of myself right now.. I over eat when I get emotional and anxious.. So after this math test I went and bought binge food but for the first time in a long time I stopped as soon as I felt full. I'm sitting here staring at the leftovers knowing I'm not going to eat it.. At least not today.. I'm just so proud of this small step.
I actually needed to hear this today. Maybe someone else does too ❤️
be someone’s counselor and help them with all their problems if its bad for your mental health
be there for someone 24/7
remain friends with someone who emotionally drains you
maintain negative relationships because you’ve been close for so long, because you’re related, or anything else
do anything that makes you unhappy or puts your health at risk
Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again.
This is the most beautiful thing though
I’m logging out of my phone forever
same
Oh.. Oh no
Look even corpse party can be happy :)!
Hell called. They want satan back. Aka me
back at it again at byakudan
between sakura and hinata who do u think is better for naruto?
sasuke
I’m making friends just to drag them down to heavenly host
In this week I have: Gotten dumped Been an hour and a half late to work Been contacted by my other ex Gotten into a car accident Got money taken from my account And been contacted by some old friends. I got friends going for me which is nice.. But holy hell I need some positivity in my life XD P.s. Adele's new song has me in tears.
Always love the sheep vine.
this is my favourite vine tbh