"So Beautiful You Overflow" Is So Fucking Pure Of A Sentence.

Eddie& Steve running into Joyce& Hopper at an all-you-can-eat

I’m not even thinking a sexy story (tho Hop is HANDSDOWN my type, I know u said that wasn’t your thing) but yeah

Nothing sexy I just think it would be hILARIOUS

This place is new in town and Steve has been salivating at the prospect of plonking Eddie in that booth and going to town feeding him

But then..locks eyes with a Ruddy Hopper and they notice they’re sitting a couple of booths away from each other

The small town mom in Joyce can’t not say hi despite Hoppers protests

Joyce and Eddie are able to somehow remain friendly, polite and conversational, all brain cells retained and skirting around what they both know they’re all REALLY here for, like I KNOW YOU KNOW but they don’t even bring up the food in passing

Steve and Hopper however are both an embarrassed mess

Hop is obviously already on his way to full and standing there, grunting in place of small talk, clear he wants to escape this conversation and going redder in the face than Steve’s ever seen him

And Steve….it’s like his mom and dad walked in on him. His voice is breaking, he’s sweating, he gets up to excuse himself to go to the bathroom and collect his bearings and runs into a server carrying a tray of shrimp.

A total mess

At this point Joyce is holding back giggles and just winks at Eddie like “you boys have fun” and they politely excuse each other and Steve and hopper know they have a silent pact to NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN

Adore this!

I almost think it would be cuter if Eddie is completely calm, natural, happy to interact with Hop and Joyce, but when they see how much bigger Eddie is now, and how close he's pulling Steve to his side, heavy thick leg hooked over Steve's knee and arm around his shoulder, Steve's caught-red-handed expression is absolutely what gives him away to the parental figures.

Eddie keeps up casual conversation with Joyce and Hopper just fixes Steve with a sheriff stare that he can't meet.

Eddie excuses himself to the bathroom and Joyce has her no-judgement talk with Steve lots of "you two look happy" "Eddie's looking...healthy" "You two have fun, just be safe..." Hopper just gives him a curt nod which somehow just makes Steve squirm more and he's like "Eddie's been in there for a while I'm going to make sure he's ok."

Then he just keeps thinking the whole thing over in his head and he almost runs into the server who's carrying the refill tray, so he spins on his heel only to barrel into Eddie to brings him back to earth and he's like.

"Woah there, space cadet. You ok?"

"Yeah, yeah. I'm fine. Sorry about that."

"Ok good" big genuine smile, "Hey, sugar, mind being a doll and filling me another plate? Tried to get everything I wanted and ran out of room on this one. Thanks." Gives him a kiss on the cheek.

Now Steve is standing there in the middle of the dining room, dazed and hard.

really truly cannot stand when Steve is painted as a fragile softboi who will crumble at an unkind word.

Steve is a (barely) reformed mean girl. His instinct is still going to be to bite back meaner. We literally see it as recently as season 4 when Dustin is getting too close to the bone, Steve goes too mean. He immediately cops to it and apologizes (because, reforming) but that's still how he's wired.

His skin is thick, his mouth is mean. Steve is a bitch (and I like him so much)

i think steve harrington deserves a belly. that’s all

The hyper unique problem of getting your first chubby!Steve Harrington ask, but having spent so long in Chubby!Eddie Munson headspace that you don’t know what to do with yourself

Did anyone as a kid watched the first Santa Clause movie back in the day and remember that one scene where it was like “I gained 45 pounds in a week”- ...yeah weird Christmas core memory right there👁

Wayne’s World

in theaters 14.02.1992

Steve Harringtons favorite stress relief is to motorboat his boyfriends fat tits send text

And you KNOW Eddie is a little shit about it, grinning like a demon and teasing him with them. Low cut shirts constantly, tempting him with cleavage, the occasional nip slip.

"yeah you like those massive mommy-milkers, dontcha, big boy?" Squeezes Steve's face between them, making him moan. "They're just so full and heavy, Stevie."

Granted I’m new to reblogging - but what’s up with all music being directly linked to Spotify and just with every click, everytime, obliterating my carefully chosen Spotify queue?? Why? Terrible.

When someone comes out Steve's immediate gut reaction is to drag their taste in romantic prospects. Robin rejected him and came out and he went full "okay fine but please like BETTER girls oh my god" like the Mean Girl he is. God bless.

When Will blurts that he's in love with Mike (which... Yeah Steve knew that one.) Steve goes "okay there's nothing wrong with liking boys but why wheeler?? You can do so much better Will. Seriously. Literally anyone else." And will is just ?????? He just said he liked boys and Steve's biggest issue is that it's Mike?! "Mike is being a jerk!! He's ignoring you!! Dump his ass, Will!" Most confusing acceptance ever.

Eddie confesses to Steve and the man blinks at him like "but...I'm a prep?? And bitchy? And have had, like, five concussions?"

And Eddie is like "what the fuck are you talking about"

"I'm just saying I doubt I'm your usual type! Obviously I like you back but you could probably do better"

"Steve are you saying my feelings are reciprocated while also being self deprecating n order to insult my taste in men?"

"oh. Yeah. Oops."

Lucas and max come out without specifying crushes (except on each other) so there is no need to drag them for their taste in men or women.

Dustin is like "I literally only like Suzie" and Steve is like "I know this and I love you (and her)" BC Suzie is amazing and helped save the world too. And grey ro/ace Dustin.

The only person whose taste he doesn't criticize is Mike and that's because when he says he's in love with will Steve just goes "he's too good for you" and nothing else.