Wayne’s World

girls want one thing and it’s for their crushes to get fat

Haha Joyce in the future, making sure to subtly feed info into the grapevine of their monster hunting conversational circles, subtly letting Steve know what nights she and Hop will be at what all-you-can-eat places, so not to have a repeat interruption of each other’s respective kinky date nights

And like whichever teenager is meant to give Steve the message from Joyce is always just like

"I don't know why I'm supposed to tell you this, but I'm just the messenger, Joyce says she and Hopper-"

"Jesus- Ok! Fine! Yes, thank you, message received. Haha. Don't worry about it. I need to... not be here, right now. Later friend!"

And finds an excuse to leave red-faced and hot

My three girlfriends.

And yea, they smoke weed.

soft

Bride of Frankenstein (1935)

i rly love when people develop a lil extra roll in between their chest and belly as they gain weight bc it’s like your body didn’t know what to do with the weight so here, have an extra roll