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I just need to. rant/infodump on the intricacies of the characters abd relationships in the secret history. not only because they're so well written and interesting. but because they're fucking funny.

i had to put the book down sporadically and just. laugh out loud. because. what the fuck.

Reading tsh be like:

yes i too was shocked when i realised everyone wanted to shag each other. it was literally just a five way. that's the entire book.

So, for my sanity. Let me get this straight (lol); Henry was in love with Camilla and she was in love with him. And Richard was also in love with Camilla but she friendzoned him. Francis and Camilla had kissed (twice) and Charles was furious. Francis was flirting with Richard the entire time ( "cubitum eamus") Richard fantasized about spending his old years with Francis (and they kissed ofc). Richard also described Henry in a very no homo way. Francis and Charles were secretly hooking up. And so were Charles and Camilla (also, Charles was an abuser, why don't people talk about that more?). Richard described Camilla to look very masculine and like Charles to a tee, so he also liked Charles (?). Bunny was a huge homophobe, kinda sus; also had a strange interest in Henry. And Henry was probably in love with Julian (that little weird kiss mentioned ounce). I am a missing something?

Donna. Donna. Donna, what tf is this book is about?

realising he did cocaine on page multiple times was... an experience

Richard's unhinged energy is the most entertaining part for me beside the murders. Like the guy is an inspiration for chaotic people. He lies about his family life, pretends his rich father has business in oil (who irl has a petrol pump), lies to his part time employer to get money, goes on a 90s teen movie shopping spree, takes any free item from Judy, lies about going to a prep school, lives on a diet of wine and more wine, takes any pill anyone gives him, joins a cultish greek gang, lets Bunny die an aesthetically pleasing death and not to forget.....does cocaine in the parking lot of Burger King.

im addicted to the aesthetic that everything awful is beautiful enough to love

donna tartt: literally writes an entire 600 page book about how it can be dangerous to do things just for the aesthetic

us, already making pinterest boards: oh to be a classics student in vermont in the 80s drinking whiskey from a teacup and occasionally murdering people 

at this point i'm convinced eden's twilight is a gay bar and aaron just doesn't know it

ITS THEM

Please consider an Andreil Soulmate au where your soulmates first words they say to you are tattooed on your wrist but Andrew & Neil are on opposite pro teams and the first thing Neil says to Andrew is just a straight up insult.

People having generic af things like “hey can you pass me that pen?” Or just a plain “hey” or something super romantic and then Andrew & Neil’s words are just “Nice shot but the goal is actually 5 feet to the left” and “fuck you, I’ll aim the next shot at your fucking face”

it's them !!

“Fight because you don’t know how to die quietly. Win because you don’t know how to lose. The king’s ruled long enough— it’s time to tear his castle down.” — The King’s Men by Nora Sakavic

rising from my grave to bring you this in light of recent developments

The Mind Electric - TMA PMV

3/4 baby i love these silly little shows with my whole heart

Category is: anime that were enormous for about a year before mysteriously dropping off the face of the earth for no discernible reason.

the gang

every friend group should include…

blue is a raven boy in the same way james is a derry girl

that's the stuff dominos ireland