Why Do You Like Sharks?

scp-1233 stimboard for anon!

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(via sami_grayce)

I absolutely had to after seeing this post

“Do I have to be the Mechanist, Nat? Why do you get to be The Silver Shroud?”

“Mom was the Shroud. I…what?”

Shaun looked at Nat, curiosity plain on his face. “You said ‘mom’, not ‘your mom’.”

“Well, she married Piper,” Nat said, shrugging.

“But Piper’s your sister.”

“Yeah. But Anita’s more the mom type. Now suit up or I tell everyone about that crush you have on Glory.”

“I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON GLORY!”

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In the hallway, Anita blinked back some tears. “She called me mom.” The emotion wasn’t enough to stop her from tugging at the hem of her costume.

“Yeah, Welcome to the family, Blue. Now stop tugging the hems, you look fine.” Piper smirked, giving Anita an approving look. And enjoying her wife’s embarrassment at having to wear the Nuka Girl outfit for Hallowe’en.

“It’s…a bit revealing. All you did was change trenchcoats.”

“Well, you did tell me all about the Green Hornet,” Piper answered, tugging a bright green mask over her face. “And he was a reporter, so it seemed natural. Now are we going trick or treating or not?”

conversations with my sisters cat

say what you want, but this shit was better than the scene in legally blonde when elle wins her case

Real talk, Bulbasaur would be the best pet ever if it was real, let me list you some reasons of why:

Sleep Powder when you can’t sleep

Sweet Scent when you are tired or anxious

Vines to reach far things or lift stuff or swing like Spiderman

Razor Leaf to cut things or gardening

Solar Beam would be like a WMD threat to your enemies

Bulbasaur can take care of other animals

Doesn’t need food as long there’s sun, so you don’t worry about him.

Nature control

Rules over other creatures like a real dinosaur

It never dies of hunger and its speed doubles under the sun, so you got a scary plant dinosaur in day time

Won’t flood your home and mess stuff or burn it down, it’s calm and smart.

evolves to a badass beast

He’s too freaking strong

up for hugs

He’s one of most loyal Pokemon ever

He can dance

originality is my middle name.

im still not sure why i made these. happy pride everyone!

transcript: “Oakland is in…. New Jers-[gasp]uuOOOOAAAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGH-”