Das a mood!!!!
Me: “I love this fic! Can’t wait for the next update!”
Fanfiction: “Updated: 1965-06-04.”
Sirius: Can you make a sentence without using the letter ‘A’?
Remus: You thought you just did something, didn’t you? Well, I’m sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.
Sirius : Remus, whot the fuck.
Kol was 18 or 19 when he got turned into a vampire davina was like 16 or 17 when they first met there’s hardly an age gap between him and davina and in the new season she’s like 23 anyways if you’re willing to ship delena then you shouldn’t have a problem with them
Fluer: bill look away, i'm hideous
Harry: am i supposed to pretend i didn't just hear that?
one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again
Neville: Why are people so obsessed with top and bottom? Honestly I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed
Ginny:
Luna:
Ginny: I’m gonna tell him
Luna: No you’re not
Tonks by @sirussly
Back at Andromeda’s house for the holidays, Teddy is standing in front of the bookcase where his grandmother keeps all the photos.
Teddy: How’s it…hanging. Uhm. Long time no see?
Teddy: Sooo..remember last time I came home during the holidays I told you how me and Vic were having troubles? Well. Uh.
Teddy: More than a crush, actually. And it’s kind of awkward because-
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I know this is a low blow, but I had to do it (? Hope you like it!!
Me after learning another greys character is leaving 😭😭
Do you guys thing birth control work on magic folks like if hermione we’re taking a muggle prescribed birth control would it actually protect her from being pregnant or would she have to take a wizarding world birth control
Real world questions
Draco, laying back dramatically against Astoria's legs: Darling, tell me I'm pretty.
Astoria, tenderly brushing Draco's hair and looking to him with tender affection: You're pretty bloody annoying, that's what you are.