Ladies And Gentleman. The Second Chapter Has Been POSTED

hehe demon. It's cute, it's simple, I like it :D

I don’t have tumblr on my phone but I do have discord. I promise my hand writing isn’t always that messy, I was writing with my finger.

I’m so sorry if you can’t read what I said, basically I was just saying how drawing is inconsistent on ipad, that I drew half of this with my finger, and that I love my Jersey design, so my normal tag notes but writen.

*The red sheep got into the pink pen*

Tyler: SEE I'm helpful!!

Human: No you're not.

*Talking about someone blowing Tyler up*

Tyler: Ah, those were the days

Human: That was three days ago

HAPPY NEW YEARS

Happy New Years everybody from the best and superior time zone of the East Coast. I hope you all had a lovely New Years Eve into New Years Day and I hope you all have a great start to your year.

Normally I never do New Years resolutions, however this year I am. See I actually wanna do things this year and while I literally have never made resolutions for New Years, this year I thought "Hm this would be a good idea" and so here I am.

This year I want to: Work out and get muscle (especially my arms and back), get back into streaming and doing YouTube (seriously its been an entire YEAR since I last streamed), make more friends and a new friend group, learn to play hockey and finally fill out my Pokémon binder (theres not much left to fill anyway but still).

Whether you do resolutions for New Years or not, bettering yourself during this new year is always a good thing to do. With that being said I wish you all a Happy New Years and a good night.

Day 19: Keralis

Soooo this was ment to be posted yesterday but I had somehow forgotten (nothing to do with MCC nooo), anywho look at him, hes just a little guy lol

Ahh thank you :D

Also yeah pollen is absolutely the worse -signed, someone allergic to pollen

I can absolutely see him sobbing if one of his favorite plants die, like there isn't perfect weather to revive it, like he isn't the garden state where literally anything is possible. He will sob and he will do it in front of the other states, he doesn't care if it's "not manly" or "weak" of him, that was his baby damn it!!

The thing with the smell is that it's only the turnpike and really only centered around the Newark area, it honestly isn't noticeable at all once your literally anywhere else (except the swamps going down the shore specifically to WildWood, then it's sorta bad cause it's a fishin area)

Listen he may be very smart (NJ has basically the best educational system in the country) but that doesn't mean he is when it involves him, why keep dirt on himself when he can focus that on others. It does have the downside where he kinda just...forgets certain things, like he is way stronger than he should be and that no it isn't normal to be that obsessed with diners.

(Must say in some weird way this has made me feel better, maybe it's the fact I live here idk lolz)

*poke poke poke* Jersey angst headcanons please :D (listen hockey has been rough recently and I need some way to cope with the fact that the coach is running the team into the ground T-T)

*stares like a deer in headlights and eats your hand*

Oh it is NJ angst you seek? Here ya go :)

…..imagine if NJ coughs up flower petals and blood sometimes and has a few other issues due to the pollution being so bad there.

His devil wings have a bunch of scars all over them from over the years.

He’s kinda insecure about the fact that he doesn’t really have a pleasant smell (I’ve been in Jersey once and it wasn’t too bad actually lmao) due to the state itself not really having a pleasant smell

I feel like he gets really really sad whenever a plant dies, especially if he put a lot of effort into trying to help it survive.

He often forgets his own strength and the fact that he’s absolutely jacked and ends up accidentally hurting the other states pretty often.

Hey! Can I humbly request some Florida hcs?

(I’m not sure if you’ve already done it before though so feel free to skip if you have 👍)

Elllooo, of course you can so kind much wow, also don't worry I haven't done Florida hcs before and even if I did I would just make the list longer so don't sweat it.

Florida-

Chronic biter, if brain says bite he bite

Begged Jersey to take him to Action Park when he learned about the CannonBall Loop, he’s still disappointed that Wet ‘N Wild never did anything that fun

He doesn’t spend ALL his time at Disney, just a sizable amount of time is spent there

Has numerous pets, an alligator, crocodile, Florida panther, an unknown number of crabs, and different types of fish

He also has a baby alligator with Loui at the StateHouse that Gov has given up trying to remove

Unlike Cali, he actually can cook, he doesn’t do it too often but when he absolutely needs too or is bored he will

Likes barging into Cali’s room at random without any warning

Got into Pokémon briefly during the 90s, has a ton of very rare and expensive cards just lying around his home

Likes to doodle, on everything anywhere

Thinks he’s speaking Spanish half the time, has a very hard time comprehending English, it’s why he can’t read, he can but just Spanish and only kind of most of the time

There are times where he’s just very mellow and it terrifies everybody

Has a llama plush that he brought with him EVERYWHERE when he was younger, now it resides in his room at the StateHouse

While he likes to explode things, he doesn’t like out of control fire, something something trauma?

Steals Cali’s laptop at times, it’s just funny

He and Loui love to just exist in the same area, even if they aren’t doing something together or are just sitting around not speaking, they just like the closeness

Does almost everything with Loui but if he isn’t around then Florida will just mope and sulk until someone bothers him

He doesn’t get sad often but if he does it’s straight to Loui he goes, if Loui isn’t around then he goes to Cali and if Cali isn’t around then he goes to Jersey for reasons still unknown to everyone including Jersey himself

Pretty much exclusively listens to Spanish music, which would be fine if he didn’t play it at 3 in the morning scaring the hell out of all the southern (+Jersey since his room is there) states in the South Hall

I just cannot wait for the day Lindy Ruff is fired.

I am tired of having the tiny hope I have be taken away every damn game.

I am tired of seeing the players, who are clearly just dun not in the sense that they aren't trying but in the sense that they have gotten used to the disappointment that is this season, be exhausted every game, especially when players like Daws, L. Hughes and literally anyone else who is showing signs of stress clearly aren't playing in tiptop shape.

I am tired of Lindy sounded disappointed any time he is on screen, no matter if we do well or not that game, it's consistent disappointment and disinterest when I hear him talk and it sucks.

I am tired of New Jersey somehow finding a way to be a joke even in the sports world with our ONLY major professional, this team is many people only knowledge of Jersey and yet we are STILL a joke or something to just not be respected.

I am tired of every game where everyone is sure this just HAS to be Lindy's last game and yet somehow he is still there the next time we play, that somehow someway he probably won't be fired till the end of the season and EVEN THEN who knows if he actually will me.

I am tired and over it but I'll still be watching the games, I'll still be there when we lose once again, I'll still be there talking to Sky saying shit about how much I hate Lindy and how he is running this team into the ground, I'll still be complaining about Ruff to my parents because they have to know everything wrong going on.

I'll still be here because just because a team is doing shit doesn't mean you should drop it just because of that, that just shows you weren't actually a fan in my opinion.

I have far too much state pride for my own good because I genuinely love this state and love this team, so I'll stick through the good and the bad, continue to be slightly angry with myself for not being able to get into hockey last year when we were badass.

And I'll still be watching and eventually buy more stuff for the Devils because let's be real, the second that sales drop and the Devs aren't as popular the club isn't stay in Jersey, so might as well support the bastards ya know?

And hey, who knows, maybe one day we shall see Lindy gone and this team flourishing, but until then I'll just keep being sorta upset that we aren't doing as well as we can and drinking my problems away (this is a joke and I promise it's just water, Liquid Death specifically).

~Audrey and Percy sittin in a tree, surprisingly not killing each other~

Dude maybe I’m too deluded to the internet but honestly what is wrong with most of this screenies?

weird frfr gtfoooooo