I Don't Understand Why Saying "they" Is So Hard

I love the epic cast so much

epic cast is feeding us with these interactions

I don't understand

In my head, I want to call everyone "babe" and "dear" and "love" and I want to be so kind

But whenever I speak it's just sass and sarcasm

Anyone else randomly sometimes get offended that other people know things about you, or remember things?

Like stop that, let me be a mysterious nobody with an unknown backstory

You know what needs to stop? Premium subscriptions

I ALREADY HAVE A SUBSCRIPTION, I PAY FOR AN ACCOUNT

GIVE ME THE ACCESS

THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT

Premium subscriptions are Bullshit and entirely exist because of greed and I Hate It

A person could use a cuddle session. It’s me. I’m a person.

There is literally no difference between onion article headlines and those of real news reports anymore

Literally every day

You know, I think the further we get into The Future the less I understand

And I'm not even talking about technology or medical advancements because that's a whole other thing

What I mean is

I legitimately cannot tell when things are satire anymore

Is this person just insane? Is it a joke? Do they need to see someone? Have they always been like this? Is it sarcasm?

It both shocks and horrifies me constantly

not to sound like a whore, but can we go to an aquarium date?