Latest Posts by jocastasilver - Page 6

And I have a good feeling about you Vetra. 

I have a good feeling about you, Ryder.

And they both have extremely sexy voices. 

I love the difference between vetra and garrus combat styles

Garrus: one perfectly aimed shot with a sniper will drop the target

Vetra: Just……fill it with bullets

This is very true. 

Shepard discovering that Archangel is Garrus:

Beautiful FemShepard/Garrus Vakarian fanart. 

“One night off”. A gentle reminder that happy romances exist in BioWare games. <3.

Awesome fanart of Marcus Antonius a.k.a Mark Antony, Cleopatra, and Octavian. 

I‘ve been designing the good ancient gang

Ancient Romans’ Ideal Dates

Mark Antony: A day at the Circus Maximus, followed by bathhouse sex. 

Julius Caesar: A private tour of the new arena he sponsored, then a discreet dinner at his client’s house. 

Cassius: Dinner at a restaurant he picked at the last minute. 

Brutus: A romantic candlelit dinner at his house. 

This is pure comedy gold.

If the Romans Had Outgoing Voice Messages

Caesar: Hey it's Julius. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave your name and number I'll - Antony! What the HELL are you doing?? Don't touch that!

Antony: Yo, it's Antony. If you call back and I don't answer, it means I can't answer. Send a text. I might read it. If it can be said in text, then for the love of God, text.

Brutus: Hi! It's Brutus. Um, I'm really super sorry I couldn't get the phone, I swear I'll call you back as soon as I can. Um, if you wanna call my work phone it's xxxxxxxxxx. I'll respond, probably, I might be busy and I can't take personal calls unless it's an emergency but I can try - (BEEP)

Cassius: Hey if this is Octavian bothering me again I swear to God I will punch your fucking lights out. If this is anyone else call back later

Pompey: it's Pompey. Call back later.

Octavian: The person you have dialed is unable to receive your call. Please call back later or leave a message after the tone.

Cato: Alexia? Alexis? Alexa! How did I work this? Alexa won't turn on! This is Cato

Damn, this is both hilarious and accurate. 

If the Romans and Friends Had Outgoing Voice Messages Part 2

Cleopatra: You have reached 1-800 That Bitch, and this is a message to let SOMEBODY (Antony) know that if he so much as TRIES to steal my takeout this time I will stab him in the eye

Octavia: Before you begin your message I'd like to apologize for anything my brother has done to provoke you, I am not responsible for him

Cicero: You have reached the only voice of reason left in this hellhole, please leave a message.

Agrippa: Marcus Agrippa, please leave a message. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I literally never have a moment free *depressed laugh*

A gruesome, but excellently drawn art of Mark Antony dying in Cleopatra’s arms. 

Antony and Cleopatra

LOL. This is hilarious. 

If the Romans and Friends Made YouTube Videos

Caesar: How NOT to Invade Britain

Antony: My Trip to Egypt (Gone Sexual)

Brutus: I Stabbed a Guy?? (EMOTIONAL)

Cassius: You Won't BELIEVE What I Convinced My Friend to Do (SOMEBODY DIED) (NOT Clickbait)

Cleopatra: Doing My Eye Makeup While I Prepare for War

Octavian: I Inherited an Empire (RIP Uncle Julius)

Pompey: We're Not Bros Anymore (GONE WRONG) (GONE VIOLENT)

Hell yes. 

what people think cleopatra dressed like:

What Cleopatra actually dressed like:

Because Gods forbid a feminine woman is an accomplished leader. 

I’m just gonna leave this here

LOL. This is a terrible idea, but hilarious!

Horrible Staging Ideas #3

Julius Caesar but it takes place in a cheap pizza restaurant.

 Ides of March was already an important day. Julius Caesar’s assassination just made it more important. 

Imagine going back in time and telling Caesar that his assassination is a minor, unofficial holiday

Saren fanart based on his original design concept.

Saren!

Pro bodily autonomy for the win!

Some transgender people undergo hormone replacement therapy or sexual reassignment surgery as part of their transition. Some do not. And interestingly, their decision on this matter is, medically speaking, none of your fucking business

John Oliver

Wait you named one of your cats after the villain of Mass Effect? That is so cool!

Basket cats! Saren and Jake investigating a new basket for the laundry room.

As far as I’m concerned, submission will never be an option for me. 

“Is submission not preferable to extinction?”

Historic Sit In

Just found out today that one of the first sit-ins in America happened at the Alexandria Library in 1939. This was started by a black lawyer named Samuel Wilbert Tucker, and while he lost the case, Tucker continued to fight back against segregation and was part of the NAACP.

Black History Month Book Recommendations

By Black authors:

-The Hemmings of Monticello

-Invisible: The Forgotten Story of the Black Woman Lawyer Who Took Down America’s Most Powerful Mobster

-The Warmth of Other Suns

By Non Black Authors: 

-The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks

-All Night Party: The Bohemian Women of Greenwich Village and Harlem, 1913-1930 (has sections on A’Lelia Walker, Bessie Smith, and Ethel Waters)

Agreed. Peebee might be annoying, but at least she and Vetra both apologize for their mistaken first assumptions about each other in further conversations. 

Confession:  I’m not really the biggest fan of Liam. I don’t hate him but his tendencies to make some really stupid decisions that could have some serious consequences and just be judgey as all hell really bother me. He’ll give Vetra shit about being irresponsible by bringing Sid to Andromeda, meanwhile he’s off handing out sensitive information? It just rubs me the wrong way. I wish the fandom would be more chill with people that just don’t like him.

Against Whitewashing

I am begging whoever is casting the Mass Effect movie to not whitewash Ashley Williams who is Latina, when there are plenty of badass Latina actresses who could portray her. We already had to put up with Bioware whitewashing her in Mass Effect 3. 

This fan made poster is fabulous. 

A lot of time has passed , but today is the CarmillaCon and remember that I made this poster and never published it. I think today is a good day. how are you creampuff, it’s been a while !!! Greetings to all.

www.instagram.com/guichii.pirichii/

A Note to Bi+ Men

Remember that badass bi+ men have existed in both the past and present, and you are a part of this amazing tapestry.  

-Alan Cummings

-Alexander the Great

-Hephaestion

-Julius Caesar

-Denholm Elliot

-Alec Guinness

-Sal Mineo  

-Conrad Veidt

Pro-Lifer’s Ableism

So called pro lifers claim to care so much about disabled people just, because they screech about people who get abortions because the fetus has Down syndrome, but don’t say a word when caregivers murder disabled people. They also want to cut benefits for disabled people (which are difficult enough to qualify for and are extremely punitive) and stand by while disabled people lose custody of their children, because of their disabilities. 

Plus, their creepy fetus worshipping stance means they’d let me die if a wanted pregnancy goes very wrong (e.g. ectopic pregnancy, sepsis, preeclampsia). And they don’t acknowledge the hundreds of disabled people (especially disabled POC) who were sterilized against their will. 

In short, they are hypocritical jerks who honestly don’t give a shit about disabled people. 

LOL. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all morning. 

Exactly. The amount of vitriol and victim blaming political lesbians lob at bi women is disgusting. Then they falsely claim we’re the one’s holding back feminism.  

some of the people on here aren’t even trying to hide how much they hate bi women anymore and it really shows.

Hell yes to all of this. 

So goddamn annoying that bi women can’t talk about our issues without some donkey insisting we are purposely pitting ourselves against lesibans and sympathizing with our “straight oppressors.”

Maybe if y’all quit calling us degrading names like breeders and handmaidens and quit telling us we deserve to be raped because of our attraction to men, or trying to remove us from lgbt spaces, and using our trauma as a means to bully and harasss us, we wouldn’t have to constantly bring this shit up.

Pointing out shitty, phobic behavior perpetuated by political lesbianism doesn’t make us the villains. You’re still a monster if you subscribe to those ideals, you’re still a biphobe. Your gold star sexuality does not exempt you.

LOL. That should be the title of a newspaper article. 

Long Overdue Ableism Post

I am sick and tired of certain right wing Christians whining about the ADA (you know the law that ensures that disabled people get an equal shake in life). Without the ADA, myself and many of my classmates wouldn’t have been able to attend school unless our parents could afford the fees for one of the few private schools for disabled people. Many of us would be unable to move in public since ramps wouldn’t be installed, and the visually impaired couldn’t utilize guide dogs. 

In the past, many of us were forcibly institutionalized and sterilized since we were viewed as worthless. Those who weren’t institutionalized were written off by teachers as lost causes, our issues largely undiagnosed. The fact that many of us were murdered in Nazi Germany was ignored until recently. It took mass demonstrations before the ADA was passed in 1990. 

For a group that claims to support “Christian charity” y’all sure aren’t practicing what you’re preaching.