Damn, this is both hilarious and accurate.
If the Romans and Friends Had Outgoing Voice Messages Part 2
Cleopatra: You have reached 1-800 That Bitch, and this is a message to let SOMEBODY (Antony) know that if he so much as TRIES to steal my takeout this time I will stab him in the eye
Octavia: Before you begin your message I'd like to apologize for anything my brother has done to provoke you, I am not responsible for him
Cicero: You have reached the only voice of reason left in this hellhole, please leave a message.
Agrippa: Marcus Agrippa, please leave a message. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now but I literally never have a moment free *depressed laugh*
So am I the only one who thinks Fenris and Jessica Jones would be a good couple? They’d get drunk without judging each other for it, although Fenris would attempt to convert her to drinking more champagne. Jessica bluntly comments that Danarius’ abuse of Fenris wasn’t his fault, and actually talks about her Kilgrave experiences.
It would be kind of sweet for two broken people to support each other and find love.
Amazing sketches of Atton Rand.
trying to figure out how to draw him
Bi people and genderfluid people being told to “pick a side”, or being told we can’t possibly understand ourselves.
I’m bisexual and I’m feeling solidarity in this Chili’s tonight
We’re all pieces on a game board, Dr. March, and some of us are more powerful than others. You. Me. Her. We’re the ones the gods want. We’re the ones they’re fighting over.” “And I suppose you consider yourself the king on this board?” “You must not have played chess in a while. The king is the weakest piece in the game.” He gave Justin a level look. “The queen’s the strongest.”
Richelle Mead, Gameboard of the Gods (via mashamorevna)
*after Kreia kills the Jedi masters*
The Exile: But WHY?!
Kreia: You were there. Vrook wanted to kill you, so I killed him, then everyone saw me kill Vrook so I killed everyone. You must end the entire order to prevent revenge killings. That's Jedi Killing 101.
Atton: Uh, I taught that class at the Korriban Academy and we never covered anything this fucked up.
I'm torn between agreeing with Atton, and laughing while picturing him as an actual teacher.
As far as I’m concerned, submission will never be an option for me.
“Is submission not preferable to extinction?”
Julius Caesar after bailing Antony out of jail for the tenth time: You seriously can’t stay out of trouble for five fucking minutes?! This is the last time I’m paying.
Mark Antony: You just keep telling yourself that.
This message is for Big Fish and the gaming companies it represents. I’m a queer woman who enjoys playing HOPA games, but is disappointed to see NO LGBT+ representation in them. I understand it would difficult for companies working in places that are hostile towards LGBT+ people to include some (e.g. Russia), but would request that y’all have companies that aren’t make an effort to include us. I shouldn’t have to resort to headcanons to see people like me in HOPA games.
Furthermore, I would like express disappointment in the paltry amounts of POC representation in HOPA games. Some of said representation may have been problematic.
In a nutshell please try to do better representation wise and hire more POC and LGBT+ people to work on your games.
Autistic cis white queer bisexual. Fan of historical fiction (especially featuring badass women),fantasy, YA, Ancient Rome, and Prohibition..Favorite TV shows: Carmilla, ClaireVoyant, Spice and Wolf DNI: Febfems, Terfs, acephobes, biphobes, transphobes, queerphobes, homophobes, Christian apologists (especially paganphobes)
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